Boximus Prime
@Boximus_Primus
Packaging enthusiast. Marine vegetable purveyor.
Love the way these guys talk about pumping aluminum into my bloodstream through my armpits
Scuba training should be federally mandated. The human connection to the ocean needs strengthening across the board.
Thinking about random generating a bunch of words that I can buy the domain rights for and wait for an AI startup to show up begging for it.
You think I’m standing here eating sautéed bok choy because I want to?
Preworkout and Hennessy got me shittin the bed less than the Colorado Rockies.
The worms in my brain won’t shut the fuck up, they’re telling me to go absolutely fuckin stupid on ‘em
My money move involuntary and you see men struggle with that cash flow. Put simply, there’s a vas deferens between us in the game.
“How did your date go?” “Good” *flashback to 18 hours ago, absolutely laying chum on this lass with my new Baltimore accent*
Sometimes I eat straight ice to get brain freeze and hit the factory reset button
Zyntern returns from Europe with the elusive P-Zyddies? Put em on staff. It’s simply in the company’s best zynterests
Me when I lick batteries cause they have are very fun and tingly to put in my mouth
God et al., (2010). Emergent holonomy in bidirectionally rotated rigid bodies on planar manifolds: Non commutativity in SE(2) and the persistence of spatial offset in pop tarts under symmetric transformations. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, 122(4), 1657–1671.
Eagerly awaiting the “DoorDash moped guy hogging the bike lane” tribunal
Firmly believe all AI startups are a complete scam, there’s no way you all somehow integrate Allen Iverson’s abilities on the court into your doordash knockoff. There’s simply not enough of him to go around.
Bending realities and reaching deep into the glizzosphere to bring the chain link dog to this reality
