BowTied HomeBaker
@BowTiedHomeBake
Home baker | picker and packer of @maisonducoq underwear | Married to @bowtiedgerman | Mom of 3 | VBAC advocate
My birthday cake was a strawberry lemon layer cake 🎂 Layers of vanilla buttermilk cake, lemon soak, pickled strawberry jam, milk crumbs, lemon curd cheesecake, and strawberry frosting Sweet, delicious, and fun to make! (Recipe by @ChristinaTosi )
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A recent report states that moms in America are making thousands of dollars off selling breast milk to serious bodybuilders. “It’s the most empowering, beautiful thing I’ve ever done in my entire life,” a mother of three told reporters.
Oh you’re being blackpilled? Have you tried snuggling and smelling a baby about it
I got 4 hours of straight sleep last night for the first time in over 5 weeks if anyone cares
The biggest lie Gen X ever told us was that children ruin your life They change your life sure but they sure as hell don’t ruin it
What advice can I give my niece? About a week or so ago, she found out she's pregnant (unmarried, living with her boyfriend and his parents), and she turned 21 this weekend. She's worried she's ruined her life.
Sleep deprivation makes food consumption go up It’s not even hunger it’s just doing something to help keep myself awake Doesn’t my baby know I’m trying to lose weight here
Meyer lemon cake with lemon curd filling and American buttercream Another Red Bull rally car cake for the third celebration of my son turning 4 🥳
As much as I enjoying baking cakes for my boys I really cannot wait to decorate girly themed cakes
Lol totally cut my cake layers uneven this should turn out good
I shall be the first person ever to have multiple children, start a bakery that loses 16k/month, never stop eating sugar, get old and not get fat
Idk what my husband would do without me (helped him solve his meta ads issue)
Not my 4 yr old claiming his newborn sister is cold and needs to cover her feet 24/7 in 90+ degree weather 4 going on old lady
Actually just going to spike my older boys cows milk with my excess breastmilk and get them huge
Maybe I’ll just sell breastmilk on the grey market as a little side gig
Yes I am eating ice cream for breakfast because I *had* to clear out my freezer to make room for more milk
Every time baby has hiccups my left eyelid starts twitching If that doesn’t show we’re still one unit I don’t know what does
Having babies and getting old are not valid excuses to get fat stop (I love Jennifer Love Hewitt though no hate)