Gabriel 🔻
@BotchedBladeJob
Dumb punk kid | 𝐗𝐗𝐗 | WA | Suplex Enjoyer
I should be legally allowed to headbutt anyone who smokes cigarettes near me.
Minoru Suzuki falling in love with professional wrestling is Hulk Hogan's biggest contribution to society and the world.
I'm happy to live in a reality where Roddy Piper is more loved than Hulk Hogan.
in retrospect we should've raised an eyebrow about Hulk Hogan signing off every tweet with a "HH"
the real American Beer got Hogan, another win for the straight edge.
Doing a terrible Iron Sheik impression as loud as I possibly can during the ten bell salute
Just woke up and heard the news, I think today is going to be a beautiful day. Shoutout to Jesse Ventura and Sheiky Baby, Shoutout the black community, Shoutout Bam Margera, and Billy Graham.
Brody King wearing a Missing Link Shirt on national television hell yeah
FTR vs. Jetspeed was literally THE perfect TV tag match, the kind of match I'd love to be used as the blueprint for how tag team wrestling is done and viewed in the future.
my broke ass has longingly been looking at the Numero Group Sequoia boxset for weeks now, knowing it'll never be mine.
I usually help a local dog shelter and you won’t believe the horrible things I’ve seen people do to them, please be kind to dogs.
Imagine getting home on September 18th 1970 and hearing the first riff of Paranoid
Board done, don't wanna talk about the grip tape.
working on building a skateboard for the first time after a life of using old boards from people and rummaged trash cans with no skate shop in my town and it's killing me to see the price continuously rising.
Everyone should aspire to be like Ozzy, specifically as in terrifying conservative parents by making sick ass music.