Moody Bastard
@Boss__Tha
Scouser by birth. Moody by choice. Grumpier than being stuck behind a learner when you’re leggin’ it home for the match. #LFC #YNWA 🔴 Block first, ask later.
I block first and ask later. If your profile pic’s a silhouette, your opinions don’t matter you’re gone before your Pot Noodle’s even cooled. And if you’re scrolling through my profile trying to build an argument, especially from a faceless burner, don’t cry when you get blocked…
Newcastle went from dreaming of Ekitike & Isak in a 4-4-2 to ending up with Ramsdale.
One oil cheque and they’re talking like a global superpower. ‘Tell Liverpool to back off?’ They couldn’t even tell Joelinton where to stand two years ago. Wind it in your Sports Direct with a sugar daddy.
Any serious club would have gone to Liverpool and told them to back off Ekitike and we’ll let them have Isak. At least then you’re covered. Newcastle just gave up, let them take him and are gunna then sell them Isak anyway. We had all the power and ballsed it up. #NUFC
Trump calls Sadiq Khan useless, and Starmer jumps in with ‘He’s me mate.’ No surprise Starmer’s the kind of dickhead who’d shake hands with the arsonist while his house is still on fire… then have a BBQ with him. Absolute shithouse. 🔥
🚨🎥 WATCH: Donald Trump says Sadiq Khan is a "nasty person" who has done a "terrible job" as London Mayor Starmer: "He’s a friend of mine actually"
Big win for the Lionesses yesterday and I’ve just bagged a pair of the keeper’s signed gloves. Not sure if they’re legit though… one of them’s got ‘Argos Value’ stitched inside.
It’s horrible what’s going on in this world. Hamas hides behind civilians. Israel bombs them anyway. Both guilty and it’s kids on both sides getting buried. Free Palestine from the lot of it. Free Israel from it too.
Some people ask why I’m a Moody Bastard… I’ve been one since birth. Doctor slapped me, I stared at him like he’d nicked me last Rolo. First baby grow said “Can’t be arsed.” By the time I could walk, I was already tuttin’ at people in Woolworths. Smiled once in 2005 only ‘cause…
Big thanks to Luis Díaz for everything in a red shirt. He grafted every game, scored some belters, and helped bring that title home. Now he’s off to Bayern wish him all the best. He gave us memories, and he’ll always have a place in Anfield hearts. #YNWA ❤️#Lucho
Me birds got The Climb blasting while she’s cleaning up, and I’m stood by the door ready to pick me ma up from Asda with her daily shop of 100 bags full of scran. One of me favourite tunes though bit of perseverance, bit of self-belief, and a boss chorus for when life’s bootin’…
With Diaz and Chiesa goin’, the songwriters around Liverpool’s heads will be falling off two boss tunes gone, and now some poor bastard’s tryna make “Ekitike” sound catchy on a ukulele outside Anfield. #LFC #YNWA
With Díaz on his way, who’s saying no to Wirtz wearing the No.7? Makes so much sense. 7️⃣ ❤️👊🏼
🚨 Bayern Munich reach total agreement with Liverpool to sign Luis Diaz. Deal for 28yo winger €75m + permission granted to travel for medical. Proposed 4+1yr contract at #FCBayern. Now ~£190m sales since Hughes became #LFC sporting director @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65155…
Latest training footage ahead of the final. Spain training like it’s the semi-final of MasterChef. The Lionesses perfecting 4-4-2 and fold-crease-press. Let’s bring it home, girls. 🏴 🏆