BORED
@BoredElonMusk
Fortune favors the BORED. Purveyor of fun on the internet. Builder. $BIG Miner. Button Clicker. Advisooor.
Today I learned that “Mindshare Lead” is a thing. So…I’m available.
Hey @grok which 20 accounts that follow me on X have the most followers? Thanks.
Plot twist, Brad Pitt will be the new CEO
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.
I don’t hate this.
A proposed law in Denmark would give individuals automatic copyright over their face, voice and body. If passed, it would make Denmark the first EU country to introduce such protections and could influence global AI policy. The Nationals' @danafalomar explains.
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is still something lots of stupid people will pay for.
Breaking: Jerome Powell has resigned as Federal Reserve Chairman and replaced by Sydney Sweeney.


These are the “subtle hints” my wife likes to message me on Insta.

You can outperform 99% of zoomers who are younger and faster than you just by showing up and following up. Generation of flakes.

Who is this for exactly??
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If you’re a heavy user of @AbstractChain please reply. I want to follow more people in this ecosystem.
Pretend this post is a piece of information that can easily be disproven by 50% of people. The other 50% of people who see it will get angry and want to share it. And that's how you make money on X.