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I just joined the greatest DeFi ecosystem in the world Pond0x! $PORK is pink. $PNDC is powerful. $wPOND is winning. And guess what? I’m not just watching. I’m mining. I’m breeding. I’m FLEXING. America first. Memes second. Everything else? Way behind. #Pond0x

🎉 Happy 2nd Birthday, Pond0x! 🟪 Two years. $42M given back. No roadmap. No VC. Just degens, swaps, and family. 💥🍴 $PORK still sizzling. $PNDC still drippin. And the frogs? Still undefeated. The job’s not finished. Let’s make Year 3 legendary. 🧪🚰💧 #POND0X #PNDC #PORK

💧 PondWater Drippin From claim to fame, this stream never dries. Stay hydrated. Stay based. 🎧 ditto.fm/pondwater-drip… #Pond0x #PORK #wPOND #PondSeason

🪦 Rug Aura The drip is forged in disaster. Click. Cope. Conquer. 🎧 ditto.fm/rug-aura #RugAura #PondSeason #FrogSurvivors #Pond0x #PORK #wPOND

Vin don’t sell. He just pops the hood… pulls out the old NOS tank… and refills it with straight $PNDC One push and that chain better hold on tight. 🏁💥💚 This ain’t a pump… It’s a family-fueled launch. #PNDC #wPOND #PORK #Pond0x

🎂 2 Years of Pond0x. Still no roadmap. Still no mercy. We didn’t launch a product, we launched a movement. $PNDC $PORK $wPOND The swamp got deeper. The frogs got stronger. Happy Birthday to the most ungovernable protocol in the game. 🐸🚀 #Pond0x #PNDC #PORK #wPOND

🐸 Cope Harder No therapy. Just mint buttons and bad decisions. For frogs who never flinched. 🎧 ditto.fm/cope-harder #CopeHarder #Pond0x #PORK #wPOND #PondSeason

🌀 Flywheel Fever Click. Earn. Repost. Repeat. The flywheel doesn’t sleep — and neither do the frogs. 🎧 ditto.fm/flywheel-fever #FlywheelFever #Pond0x #PORK #wPOND #PondSeason

🎂 Happy 2nd Birthday, Pond0x! We built the swamp. We mined the memes. We flooded the chain. And we’re just getting started. $PNDC $wPOND $PORK To every frog, pig, and DEX villain this birthday’s for YOU. #Pond0x #wPOND #PNDC #PORK

⚙️ Flywheel Fever Started as a meme. Now it’s just physics. 🎧 ditto.fm/flywheel-fever #FlywheelFever #Pond0x #PORK #wPOND #PondSeason

🧠 Cope Harder Mental damage? Yes. Moral victory? Also yes. 🎧 ditto.fm/cope-harder #CopeHarder #Pond0x #PORK #wPOND #PondSeason

me in the lab at 3am mixing $PNDC $PORK and a drop of $wPOND... trying to invent financial immortality if I disappear, tell the frogs: the formula worked 🧪🐸🚀

🌕 WAGMI at the Pond We click. We cope. We moon — together. This is what degen unity sounds like. 🎧 ditto.fm/wagmi-at-the-p… #WAGMI #Pond0x #PORK #wPOND #PondSeason

Vin Diesel once said: “It don’t matter if you mine by an inch or a mile…holding is holding.” He took a sip of Corona, nodded at the ledger, and let $PORK ride. Because when you’re with family, the dip’s just part of the story. 🍻🐷🔥 #PNDC #wPOND #PORK #Pond0x

💹 Pondex Flex Why pay fees when you can just flex? The only DEX where memes run the backend. 🎧 ditto.fm/pondex-flex #Pondex #PondSeason #DEXSwag #PNDC #WAGMI

📜 Pepe Court No lawyers. No devs. Just chain records and meme receipts. Judgment: bullish. 🎧 ditto.fm/pepe-court #Pond0x #PORK #wPOND #PondSeason

when portfolio -90% but inner peace is +100% sell? no. cope? maybe. enlighten? absolutely. only the quietest frogs hear the loudest pumps. 🧘‍♂️🌄 $PORK $PNDC $wPOND

You don’t need much in this life… A cold Corona. A dusty ledger. And the kind of crew that holds through every dip. Vin Diesel doesn’t just drink with frens He toasts to $PORK $PNDC 🍻🐷💚 #PNDC #wPOND #PORK #Pond0x

🖤 Pond Villains The system had rules. We clicked through them anyway. 🎧 ditto.fm/pond-villains #PondVillains #Pond0x #PORK #wPOND #PondSeason

⛏️ Miner’s Anthem Frogs who click like it’s life or death. Because it is. 🎧 ditto.fm/miners-anthem #Pond0x #PORK #wPOND #PondSeason