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That “reporter” needs to be banned.

Really unpopular opinion: Transfer windows were better under Ashley. At least we knew we weren’t signing anyone, and in the process, not having the embarrassment of being rejected by anyone. This transfer window has fucking sucked. It’s been too stressful, every day. I actually…

Transfer season is ramping up, so please beware of those Twitter ITK bellends on your timeline…

Stick Isak in the reserves for 3 years.. fuck him, not like we need the money. Go find your new club after 3 years of playing Hebburn Town in the Northumberland senior cup. Cunt. #NUFC

Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

Honestly… and I mean honestly… I actually want Isak to hurry up and fuck off. The quicker we move past this the better. It’s boring now. #NUFC #NUWNBD

So when are they putting a bid in?? Hurry the fuck up #LFC GET THE FUCKING BID IN!! Getting boring now. He’s available.. put up or shut the fuck up. Doors open. #NUFC

Damn Hulk I wish you were still with us, I sure would love to hangout again my brother love u miss u BM

#NUFC are currently a complete circus.. never a dull moment…

I will repeat for the hard of hearing. Alexander Isak is not for sale this summer. Not to Liverpool. Not to Saudi Arabia. Not to anyone. No amount of fake news, fraudulent in the know chancers or selective quote using aggregator accounts will alter that stance from Newcastle…

4-0 4 fucking 0 Not the best start to pre-season #NUFC #CELNEW

Hopefully this is the kick up the arse the club needs to get some fucking signings in… and I’m sorry.. Pope has been decent for us.. but we need an upgrade in that position, he’s not the best is he. #NUFC #CELNEW

Isak to @Alhilal_EN for £300m straight back on loan for the season. Murphy to @AlNassrFC_EN for £200m straight back on loan. @PIF_en making money moves. Absolutely nothing to see here.. then again, absolutely no point in us having an extra £500m, we can’t seem to spent it at…

Quiet enjoying Twitter again today, the last week or two have been incessant… but doom scrolling today is quite soothing. #NUFC #ISAK

Newcastle United have made it clear that Alexander Isak is NOT FOR SALE! This has been reiterated just yesterday to both Liverpool & Media. A period of calm is needed to allow everything to settle and get back to focusing on strengthening the squad and supporting the lads.…

Knows. Fucking. Nowt. Silly cunt.

This fella is a Liverpool fan from a different country. Only follows them on the TV, wants them to win in the same way that people want the Avengers to win when they’re at the cinema. Not an actual supporter. Bald. Ignore him.

99% of the #LFC accounts on here have never been to Anfield in their lives, they’re all African, Indian or Irish.. they know absolutely fuck all about transfers or football for that matter. Absolute cabbages the lot of them. Up the fucking Geordies. Isak is going nowhere. Bet.…

I brought this story to you before any mainstream did the exact figures etc. Newcastle have already told Liverpool it’s not happening simple as that. Liverpool already looking at alternatives. Will they make an offer possibly. But Newcastle will not sell. NOT FOR SALE.

It’s really simple. Pay the money for Hugo Ekitike He’s already agreed personal terms Liverpool have enquired for Isak You simply say NO You end up with the two best strikers in the league in the same side. Liverpool tears. #NUFC