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Just attended church, and now I'm thinking about fupas🫣 after seeing a few while grocery shopping.
Never give people previews of your life—just premiere. #ThoughtForTheDay
Being shy or reserved always gets mistaken for being arrogant — why do y’all do that?
Me: These #multivitamins don’t have toooo much biotin, right? Doctor: Not at all. My nails:
To this day, I still remember how she bonded with me like it was real. We made plans to see a movie, she gave me her real number, and everything clicked. Then I texted her—and she ghosted me. No reply, no explanation. I still wonder what the reason...
Funny thing is, I love chocolate chip #cookies but have never actually made them. Tried today... and they don't look quite right, but wow—they taste amazing 🍪! Sometimes the imperfect things bring the most joy🤷🏿♂️. #GoodMorning
If you’re sick, don’t drive, or order for a group—delivery apps like #UberEats are a lifesaver. But ordering just a shake when you’re totally fine? Come on. You walked to the fridge, you can walk to the store. Delivery fees for one item? That’s just wasting money. #Thought
Big dawgs make the mac n cheese, remember that🫡. #Foodie
Damn, @LeoDiCaprio I just watched this movie and 5 stars brother.
Today is one of those days where everything seems to be due🫣😮💨—bills, groceries, renewals, and anything else that costs money! #HappyFriday though, #lunch is on you😮💨.
Chi, where were Ronnie and EJ when Emmett got shot? Who is watching these children lol. #TheChi
Reg playing Connect 4 doesn’t mean a thing! Remember he said he likes the game because it keeps him focus! He knows the cops are on him, and I think he knows Hannibal the 🐀 is setting him up! #TheChi