Robert “Bobby” Shaftslong
@BobbyShaftslong
Robert “Bobby” Shaftslong | Chicago sports writer | Indiana Hoosier Alum | Sadie McKenna restraining order recipient
SEC fans agreeing about how dominant their conference is because they lost to an unranked team in said conference
What Bobby is thinking about today: - hitting my water goal - Cheryl Scott (Chicago Meteorologist) - hole 10 at Eagle Point - Will Fuller - Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird
I’ve said this before but the WNBA would be wildly more successful if they played before their NBA counterpart similar to JV/Varsity in high school. This would never happen though because their egos have led them to believe they share the same stage as the NBA.
Imagine being an employee at a company that has NEVER turned a profit and showing up to work in these shirts.
Look what Angel Reese has done the game
BREAKING: Layups are no longer automatic NBA 2K26 now requires you to time every layup using the layup meter. Success depends on your timing, just like with jump shots and dunks.
What goes through an SEC fans head whenever they tweet:
The Big ten needs to prove it’s an overall better conference than the SEC to get them to change their 8 game format that has worked for many years. Schedule a conference head to head challenge and whoever comes out on top gets their way. 16 teams to play from each conference
Results are in
Who are we hate watching this week?
It feels like every girl I know is either in Europe or at a lake. It’s Tuesday. How is your marketing job paying for these trips?
Will Levis would be a MVP candidate if he never fumbled Gia Duddy
Apple has been on some bullshit lately where it autocorrects correctly spelt words to something else. Count your fucking days Siri
Hoes be like “teacher me how to golf”. Bitch my handicap is over 20. The only thing I’ll be teaching you is new slurs that I call myself when I duff a shot
I know like 3 or 4 girls that literally have something on their instagram stories at any given time. How is this possible? I haven’t taken a picture in like 3 weeks
I’ve had people from the east coast who’ve never seen Lake Michigan tell me that there are no “real” beaches on the lake. Like deadass having hour long arguments at 3 in the morning trying to explain the size and significance of Lake Michigan
This is Northwest Indiana… my sisters house .. America’s Most beautiful, undiscovered spot
How I watch my slice as it heads straight toward the cart in the next fairway
Places I would allow my daughter to go to college: - BYU - Any D3 college as long as she’s on the softball team That’s it
Rodgers getting Pittsburgh to sign him in the big 2025
New threads for Year 21 🫡 @AaronRodgers12 | @steelers
Fun fact: 19 of the White Sox’s 56 losses (33.9%) were by 1 run. 34 (60.7%) by 2 or less.
