Big Papi
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2022 and 2023 Thursday Night Kickball Champion 🏆🏆 RIP Tom Petty
My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” And that’s probably my favorite story ever
“They weren’t seen like that before the game” and two weeks prior they hit Tom Brady more times than any QB had ever been hit before in the history of football
The reason Broncos who were a great defense got elevated to that level is because Cam played so badly. They weren’t seen like that before the game which is why the Panthers were heavy favorites.
The Scrodome is so quiet today it’s like it doesn’t even know it’ll be hosting an NBA championship in 11 months
We just took 40% out of your bonus would you like tip 22% on top of that?
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Venmo and PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down $36.6 trillion national debt.
My advice on Fantasy Football Wide Receiver is to also draft the best WR if you can. That’ll be $10
How to Dominate your Fantasy Football Drafts at the WR position. 🏆 Last year I told you to draft: Ja’Marr Chase (WR1) - easiest call of all-time Garrett Wilson (WR10) - He is MY GUY again in 2025 Ladd McConkey (WR12) - I said he was one of the best route runners I have…
I have a rodeo themed event/party tomorrow. I think a Hooters Nascar pit jacket totally falls under that umbrella right?
A Chuck E. Cheese mascot has been arrested while on the job The Tallahassee Police Department arrested the employee for credit card fraud
A Chuck E. Cheese mascot has been arrested while on the job The Tallahassee Police Department arrested the employee for credit card fraud
One Dairy Queen town is an amazing metric
Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen
You can’t convince me Doodlebob didn’t type the first two words of this tweet
HOlY SHILT! The Epic Bacon at Tesla Diner looks amazing!
We talk a lot about “this meeting could’ve been email” but what about “this email could’ve been an instant message”
Walking a mile to the office because our parking garage set on fire yesterday
