Blonde

@BlondeOatmeal

I used to think my life was a comedy, now I realize it’s a gay porno.

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Joined July 2023

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · Jan 8

2025 media thread

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · 11 h

We are going to be there day one

SScreenTime@screentime · Jul 22

First promo for ‘BREAKING BAD’ creator Vince Gilligan’s new sci-fi show ▪️ Rhea Seehorn will star as the lead ▪️ “Happiness is contagious” ▪️ Explores the human condition in an unexpected way ▪️ Compares to E.T ▪️ Coming to Apple TV+

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · 3 h

Get this shit off my fyp

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sharjy pooh bear ;3@ALPHARAPIST1 · 3 h

We have the pass

Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · 4 h

Like it was yesterday

BBaby Angel@wokeups2 · 11 h

yall remember da meme pages back in 2018? bro omg they was too original

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · 6 h

You know with the amount of unhealthy foods and drinks I consume daily, I’m shocked I haven’t gotten a heart attack yet

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · 7 h

You ever go out in public, see beautiful women but then you look at yourself and realize they wouldn’t give you the time of day

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · 7 h

Yeah I’m fucking trash

BBlonde@BlondeOatmeal · Jul 3

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · 8 h

Yeah! He even released a single a few weeks back I believe. I can’t wait!

TToo Str8 for The Killers, Too Poor for Burberry🐝@ruzu_carlos · 8 h

ALFREDO 2?!

Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · 8 h

So, this went nowhere

BBlonde@BlondeOatmeal · Jul 18, 2024

So I’ve talked about it with my mother, and here is the plan, finish college, in this case Princeton, finish my degree there, find a job in Philly live there for awhile the move back to Jersey

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · 9 h

"Can I have a Black suit Superman with no gauntlets." "No gauntlets?" "Oh and no mullet either." "No mull-- HEY JIMMY GET ME A SUPERMAN WITH NOTHIN' ON HIM!" "Nothin!?"

�🌊 𝓙𝓮𝓷 & 𝓳𝓾𝓲𝓬𝓮 🌊@NirvanaM1nd · 14 h

No mullet, no gauntlets no nothin ?

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · 9 h

Cumtown and lemonparty are number 1 and 2 respectively

TTIME@TIME · 15 h

Introducing TIME's list of the best podcasts of all time: 100 podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward ti.me/451XhfW

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · 9 h

can we all be honest? oppenheimer wouldn't have been as successful as it was if it weren't for barbenheimer phenomenon. it earned almost $1 billion. a standalone release would have fetched 300-400 million at most.

�🤍@evermorebae · Jul 22

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · 10 h

I think we can get 300 Blondies by the end of the year

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Red Drummarts@redrummarts · 22 h

Sabbath and Osbourne songs have such stupid lyrics honestly but they sound good so nobody cares

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · Jul 23

The same movie that has a flying dog, a man able to blow himself out of a black hole, a man who can make himself into any material, and pocket dimensions, but when they are able to evacuate a major city in 10 minute that’s where we gotta question the movie

SSUPƎRIOR SHAGARI@Mshagy_ · Jul 22

Dear comic book movie fans. You cannot evacuate 11 million people out of a city in 10 minutes. That is all.

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『ᴍᴇʀᴋ』@Merk_Gang · Jul 23

It's crazy Ozzy was able to live that long but hey, man literally jammed to the end

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · Jul 23

Horchatas are absolutely disgusting, I don’t understand why people like it

XXEO OF TACOS 🌮🇲🇽@XacosXeo · Jul 22

ALL MY MUTUALS SAY THE SAME THING WHEN DRINKING HORCHATA, I’M CURSED

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · Jul 23

Can someone order me a Philly cheesesteak and a mountain dew

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Blonde@BlondeOatmeal · Jul 23

I know the show ended 32 years ago, but I still wish Sam got to come back home

໊໊@buffys · Jul 19

what cancelled tv show still hurts you

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