Blonde
@BlondeOatmeal
I used to think my life was a comedy, now I realize it’s a gay porno.
We are going to be there day one
First promo for ‘BREAKING BAD’ creator Vince Gilligan’s new sci-fi show ▪️ Rhea Seehorn will star as the lead ▪️ “Happiness is contagious” ▪️ Explores the human condition in an unexpected way ▪️ Compares to E.T ▪️ Coming to Apple TV+
Like it was yesterday
yall remember da meme pages back in 2018? bro omg they was too original
You know with the amount of unhealthy foods and drinks I consume daily, I’m shocked I haven’t gotten a heart attack yet
You ever go out in public, see beautiful women but then you look at yourself and realize they wouldn’t give you the time of day
Yeah! He even released a single a few weeks back I believe. I can’t wait!
ALFREDO 2?!
"Can I have a Black suit Superman with no gauntlets." "No gauntlets?" "Oh and no mullet either." "No mull-- HEY JIMMY GET ME A SUPERMAN WITH NOTHIN' ON HIM!" "Nothin!?"
No mullet, no gauntlets no nothin ?
can we all be honest? oppenheimer wouldn't have been as successful as it was if it weren't for barbenheimer phenomenon. it earned almost $1 billion. a standalone release would have fetched 300-400 million at most.
can we all be honest? oppenheimer wouldn't have been as successful as it was if it weren't for barbenheimer phenomenon. it earned almost $1 billion. a standalone release would have fetched 300-400 million at most.
Sabbath and Osbourne songs have such stupid lyrics honestly but they sound good so nobody cares
The same movie that has a flying dog, a man able to blow himself out of a black hole, a man who can make himself into any material, and pocket dimensions, but when they are able to evacuate a major city in 10 minute that’s where we gotta question the movie
Dear comic book movie fans. You cannot evacuate 11 million people out of a city in 10 minutes. That is all.
It's crazy Ozzy was able to live that long but hey, man literally jammed to the end
Horchatas are absolutely disgusting, I don’t understand why people like it
ALL MY MUTUALS SAY THE SAME THING WHEN DRINKING HORCHATA, I’M CURSED