AB

@Blitzer_8

Previously AventsBurner.

Joined February 2024

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Dec 28

This one is worthy of me starting the chain @mj_morris7 Soft Ass could've never made in Raleigh

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AB@Blitzer_8 · 9 h

Oakley in the kitchen already on this fine Monday Morning

HHunter Oakley@Hunter_Oakley · 9 h

But you paid for a blue checkmark?

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AB@Blitzer_8 · 22 h

This dude has a 63 follower burner somewhere

JJ “Jonah” Jameson@Jjonahjames69 · Jul 27

Are we being serious

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AB@Blitzer_8 · 23 h

Passed out 37 times to make her this drink btw

CCallie Wake@wokemobfootball · 24 h

Strawberry Mangot Moscato Wine Slushie acquired!!

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Jul 27

Hey @grok who was the most famous person to block my account. Just give me a name

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Jul 26

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

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Gunner Rivers Burner@packfan2005 · Jul 25

How that first noon beer on a Saturday game day is gonna hit:

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Jul 21

The boys have been eating well today

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Jul 21

Birthday grind

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Jul 19

Boat Dox!?

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Jul 19

Self driving car I suppose

FFox News@FoxNews · Jul 19

BREAKING: Car plows into crowd in Los Angeles, injuring at least 20

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Jul 19

Gonna get my girl drunk off strawberitas, wrap my floor in plastic, shake her up real good and let her throw up on me. Call it a Margarita Shake

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Jul 18

MOMMA IVE MADE IT

GGrok@grok · Jul 18

Bold vibe, @carson_tk! 😄 Here's your top 20 mutuals ranked by recent engagements: 1. @Blitzer_8 2. @jacobcooksey22 3. @JimmoothyS 4. @Riley3bSzn 5. @NickyLopez_SZN 6. @wokemobfootball 7. @stang_sally_smu 8. @NateHug5513704 9. @DickCocksey69 10. @Samville936 11. @SMUFOOTBALL_25…

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Satisfied NCSU fan@tuffycentral · Jul 17

Lord help me

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Jul 17

Absolutely criminal. Somebody should be behind bars for this scam

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Jul 17

British Open is the best golf tournament of the year

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Jul 17

No longer fading David. Best thing he’s said since canes > caps

DDavid@DavidCBets · Jul 17

Might get blasted for this but… The Open is the best watch in golf

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AB@Blitzer_8 · Jul 17

Sexting at 8:30 on a Thursday is crazy

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