Blake R. Weiner
@BlakeWeiner
Badger. Deadhead. Comms hack. Forever Mr. Wisconsin. Ari Gold called me a cokehead once. NYT Mini record is 8 seconds. Tolle et Lege.
Pope Leo XIV denied my Facebook friend request


Idk guys I really miss those prospects we gave up
From the Brewers dot com archives: Remembering CC Sabathia’s magical summer in Milwaukee and the end of a 26-year postseason drought. mlb.com/news/cc-sabath…
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Brewers. I am no longer a fan.

Lederhosen at the ballpark. What do we think about this play? @CouldBeTheMove

LETS GOOOOO
It’s Two-Fisted Slopper Saturday @YungGiamatti
Is that @BrewPack8 wearing the Turang Udder Tuggers jersey today? Legendary pull
Just passed a red Cybertruck with a giant W magnet on the back on 94 going to the Brewers game. Wisconsin football is gonna go 0-12 this year
I’m 3 minutes and 14 seconds into Happy Gilmore 2 and it might already be one of the worst movies I’ve seen all year
Glizzies and the Brewers alumni home run derby is about an elite of a start to the weekend as I can imagine

60 YEAR OLD COREY HART HAS MORE HOMERUNS IN THE DERBY THAN JAZZ LMFAOOOO
This is my most Wendell Berry take, but college football is at its best when it's parochial, local, weird. TV Execs entirely missing the point with their provincial attitudes.
bold idea for college football: every game is a destination game. everyone travels to campus and we play games at home stadiums full of fans and alumni
Ozzy and Hulk Hogan appearing to some guy in Missouri tonight after his 12th Michelob Ultra