Big El 🏝️

I avoid anything that’ll make me talk too much.

Just because I spout facts doesn't mean I'm right, I'm just stating wat I know/think so you can voice your opinion in d cs.

Pa, ghosting.

The walking dead

Love no be beans, but if you dey soak gari with Milo, who am I to judge your heart?

remember those days you missed school and you’d check the time and think “they’re eating lunch right now”

Liking someone should be easy. It shouldn’t be filled with puzzles where you have to figure out whether they like you or not.

I fall in love so easily ,you greet me and smile and I want to ask you what are we now

You don’t have to be friendly with people you don’t like.

How am I catching strays out of nowhere?

When you say thank you after they gossip about you in your presence.Thinking you don’t understand the language … ɔmo ani awu oo🤣🤣

eget how life go hit you, you just go dey calm 24/7

Why does everybody seem angry today?

Dbee Mukui ankasa dem get some internal beauty so they are very nice 🙈🥹

The hardest part of locking in is cutting off the dead weight. The friends who draw you back, the partners who serve as distractions and the little actions which take you off track.

Class is canceled baako aah you dey write long essay with plenty alarm emojis 🤦🏽‍♂️ 🤣🤣

about to use y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you just crossed

After she tells you she’s not interested, what’s next?

When the replies start getting shorter so you know the end is near.

You see that thing called I don't cheat?try dey practice am.

Bro to bro: stop chasing “closure,” start chasing a better version of you she can’t afford to lose!