the bitchelorette
@Bitchelorette_
pop culture served with a side of sass 💖
yelling directly at the tv hoping Zoe will hear me when I say: #BachelorInParadise
Jonathon when April called his name #BachelorInParadise
Kim is the kind of delulu I aspire to be #BachelorInParadise
petition to bleep out “deaded it” from Dale like it’s a curse word #BachelorInParadise
interviewer: how’s your work ethic? me: #BachelorInParadise
Dale: this reminds me of my ex Clare watching at home rn: #BachelorInParadise
the camera guy who had to watch Jeremy and Bailey swap gum #BachelorInParadise
spotted at tonight’s coldplay concert #BachelorInParadise
me when things are going a little too well #BachelorInParadise
this bird has the opportunity to do the funniest thing #BachelorInParadise
me every time perfect angel Gary comes on my tv screen #BachelorInParadise
“what were you bartending, an AA meeting?” #BachelorInParadise
things I want to see more of: Jess and Spencer, unhinged titles under names, crabs on the beach things I want to see less of: Brian #BachelorInParadise
me every time Brian opens his mouth #BachelorInParadise
no one: Jesse airing out Justin and Susie’s business: #BachelorInParadise
the devil works hard but whichever producer convinced Susie to fly out to paradise and film with her ex works harder #BachelorInParadise
Lexi: I’m so afraid Justin isn’t over Susie the producers waiting to send Susie in: #BachelorInParadise
