William Gerrard

(while getting dragged out of Barnes & Noble) “It doesn’t belong there! It doesn’t belong there!”

Really hoping someone on Tea made a “don’t go chasing Waterfalls” joke

They’re listening to that “alien death throes” recording from the torture scene in Andor. And they’re enjoying it—that’s the kind of people they are.

App called “Hemlock” that allows philosophers to warn each other about colleagues who devote entire conversations to questions that reveal weaknesses in one’s positions

Haven’t seen one of these in a while. I thought we had all agreed since then that heaven isn’t real.

After my endoscopy in 2010, I was so out of it from the general anesthesia that I asked the nurse who was guiding me by the arm to the recovery room “are you my girlfriend”

With runaway climate change now a virtual certainty, the summers will soon become crueler than Bananarama could have possibly dreamed

Shaken to the core to learn that this guy’s name appears several times in the Hot Dog Files

When they’re talking about him on the Tea app

Love the 15% who are humbly agnostic on the witch question

Sir Mix-a-Lot was never properly knighted

As a spiritual, Levin-like foil for Epstein’s carnal Anna, one presumes