Asuka, the redheaded shitposter

Come my mooties, momma is gonna teach you the secrets of grocery shopping! A good rule of thumb is just don't shop in the center of the store. As you can see it's basically 99% shit. Almost anything you could want to make you can just get the ingredients to make minus the BS

Dont put this in your ass

Floor candy?

LMFAO look at this paje grade scam shit. They aren't even trying anymore

This should be not allowed. A poll created by themselves saying that more people view them and then links to advertising on them. Everything about this is a lie

I learned a strange fact today. Which brought forth further questions I was not ready for

Would you use it?

Would grabbing your balls be a kaioken?

Workmans comp?

I want some donuts

FELIZ JUEVES!!

AND SO THE GASSY PART BEGINS! I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE! I WAS WRONG! Woke up, guts was super sore, was worried something was wrong. And then

Feeling cute.

Why am I like this?

Bad ideas!

Ugh, overly emotional. Just angry and crying like a crazy person. Nobody home tonight. Evil mind goblins fucking with me.

This is pretty much an exact telling of what happened, minus the part where they tried to get the KKK to Lynch the black man that he was trying to frame and even the KKK was like "this nigga is innocent"

LMFAO INJUST PEED

LMFAO THIS IS AMAZING