Jedabelle®
@BigJed_one
I get punched by famous people.
Congratulations England football. I didn't watch it because football is shit but well done anyway 👏
Just started mowing the lawn, a couple of neighbours have asked me to stop. I don't ask you to stop when I'm watching the rugby! I'm now taking longer to mow the lawn. Might start trimming the bushes next.
Hey @grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was. 😬
Wankers I've had to deal with today have left me this close to losing my shit.
Ozzy Osborne once gave me a Mint Humbug during a concert in Leicester. That's all I got 😂 RIP 🙏
Whilst you lot are finishing your tea, and settling down to watch your shit TV, I'm still busy 🤝
Apparently, my wife doesn't have any casual shoes, so I've emptied the understairs cupboard and now I'm an "absolute bastard" 😂
I know loads of people have done it but cheating on your partner is the absolute worst form of betrayal 🚮
