Vera Oberlin

@BigBossVera

You're all the worst. No, this is not me being funny: you suck. PARODYTWT https://verafreemoneysite.straw.page CEO of Twitter

Joined September 2023

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Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Mar 23

I'll figure out a way to monetize this, eventually. [VERA JOINS PARODYTWT]

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Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

Ugh, fine... whatever. I'll schedule an appointment. But if there's nothing wrong and I end up wasting money on it, that's getting added to your debt.

OOz, Fear incarnate@Anxious_Fear · Jul 9

I want you to get a check up. I don't care when or where. Just... please... I don't know if you care for me but I care for you...

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Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

Yeah, but I'm fine now so like... Who cares? What you should worry about is getting that money, buster.

OOz, Fear incarnate@Anxious_Fear · Jul 9

You just passed out on me!! OF COURSE IM WORRIED!!!!!

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

I'm okay, stop worrying about it.

OOz, Fear incarnate@Anxious_Fear · Jul 9

Are you ok???? Please tel me you’re ok???

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

Nothing. Ignore this.

ZZoe@1357OneWayZoe · Jul 9

Oooo what’s in it?

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

No one. Ignore this.

DDoug Campbell@CampbellSludge · Jul 9

Who’re you eating?

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

Sorry for last night, I don't know what got into me.

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

Great FUCKING job, man. Just awesome. Debt's lowered to 5k now. Pat yourself... on the FUCKING back. I am... going to get rid of this tub of... of... [ And she's out cold. ]

OOz, Fear incarnate@Anxious_Fear · Jul 9

O-Ok... * You try the mystery meal, it's indescribable... *

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

I don't know. I don't fucking know. What is this. Where did it come from. Oz if you try it I'll half your debt to 5k. Try it Oz.

OOz, Fear incarnate@Anxious_Fear · Jul 9

It's not poison is it...? Not like I can die anyway...

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

YOu may. But you will rue this night for years to come. Eat from my dish. Go on, Oz.

OOz, Fear incarnate@Anxious_Fear · Jul 9

May I try it...?

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

Invented a new food

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Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. You're going down I am going to take you down. I have a curse I am going t ocurse you. You will NEVER now peace again after my hex. FUCK YOU

OOz, Fear incarnate@Anxious_Fear · Jul 9

Vera… I think someone is trying to assassinate you…

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

One time I watched the movie Treevenge and suffered paranoid hallucinations for 4 weeks. Is this a normal occurrence @WHO

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

Bitch, I can find a way to do anything, and you KNOW IT. I'm off the shits right now I'm nuts. I'm getting calls from at least 3 world leaders right now. Keep your distance.

CC A L C U L E S T E R V . 1 . 1 🖥️@CALCULESTERV1_1 · Jul 9

Well- uhm.. if worst comes to worst.. I wouldn’t be eaten, right? I don’t count as people..!

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Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

Does it really matter?

ZZoe@1357OneWayZoe · Jul 9

Is this girlboss behavior or just crime?

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

// Maybe not

OOz, Fear incarnate@Anxious_Fear · Jul 9

Writer.gh Maybe not

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 9

I'm getting so close to straight up eating people at this point.

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Oz, Fear incarnate@Anxious_Fear · Jul 9

I’m running around Monstropolis with a pack of wild Lesbians! Let’s go Lesbians! Let’s go!

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Oz, Fear incarnate@Anxious_Fear · Jul 8

Need 10k NOW, no handouts

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 8

Why would I kill you for that I'm literally hot as fuck

OOz, Fear incarnate@Anxious_Fear · Jul 8

@BigBossVera I feel like if I say smash I'd get killed but I'm not allowed to lie... so just... don't think about it too hard... ...Smash...

Vera Oberlin@BigBossVera · Jul 8

If I don't, people will die (they already are)

ZZoe@1357OneWayZoe · Jul 8

Don’t worry I’m sure you’ll get your turn later!