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I don’t just copy and paste jokes and send memes all the time, trying to make people smile, this is an account of my life. An account of my highs and lows, my diary of life! It has been since 2011. Sharing is caring right!!! 😁💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻🇬🇧🍻

This little lady’s a total LEGEND 💪 No excuses, just results!

5.5hrs to go of my shift. Another bloody long one tonight…..! 😳. 🚑🚁⚓️.

CC1: Miles in Memory | #TheLariamTab From Scotland to Whitehall. 420 miles. 22 days. Every step tells the story of military lives lost to #MilitarySuicide—some after being issued the anti-malarial drug, #Lariam. Join our Journey of Rememberance 🙏#ThePoppyAndThePill

Yesterday I got Cloned and now I don't know what to do with myself!

My mate called me a Maths Geek which I thought was mean as he's normally as nice as 3.14159.

Felt a bit peckish, so I thought, what the cluck…..! 🤣😆🤣😆

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Wacky retro trip...Not sure I ever really understood what was going on but I loved this show as a kid. Monkey follows the adventures of Tripitaka and disciples Pigsy, Sandy and of course Monkey, on their journey from China to India to fetch the large vehicle holy scriptures…

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Does anyone remember having one of these? We have one on the set at Big Kids TV...see if you can spot it on the episodes to come!!! Did you have one? Would be interested to see who remembers it! #Bigkidstvpod #Bigkidstv #FisherPrice #80s #Toys #Argoslist

I gave the Indian restaurant a right telling off when they served up a curried seabird. It was a Korma rant.

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today.That's five years in a row now.

Telling a man you already have a man doesn’t stop them hitting on you. On the other hand, telling a man you used to be a man…. 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣

I just caught some kids throwing scrabble tiles at each other and had to intervene telling them, "It's all fun and games until someone loses an I.

I've officially reached the age that when I take Ibuprofen, it has no idea where to even start to help me! 🤣

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Every time you check your pockets for your wallet, keys, and phone, you do 25% of the Macarena. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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So I've been invited to a swingers club but, I'm kinda nervous. What if I'm not good enough? I really haven't even been on a swing since I was 10!😭