Lumberjack Larry
@BigAxeLarry69
Masters in Debating. Ph.D(eeznutz) in Forestry and Women’s Anatomy. Cunning linguist. Expert of all things. Elite knower of ball. SFA’s premier burner account.
How much can it develop? Unless he’s not actually dead, that would be a development.
Breaking News: Hulk Hogan has died at age 71 Story developing tmz.com/2025/07/24/hul…
Holy shit, Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike are closing with Prydz’s “Opus”! 😱
John Newman with an absolutely incredible set on the MainStage at Tomorrowland 🥹
If you’re into EDM, Symphony of Unity is playing on the Freedom Stage at Tomorrowland right now and it’s amazing!
If the Rangers had a cream pant and not the black ones to go with these jerseys, they’d be pretty damn awesome actually.
The lavender blueberry lemonade at Sonic is S tier summertime refreshment.
I FUCKING LOVE RICE, here’s my hibachi order last night (dude was still cooking the chicken).
Rice will start home-and-home series with Stephen F. Austin and Arkansas State beginning at Tudor Fieldhouse this coming season. #TheAmerican
So. What the fuck?
Baylor’s Dave Aranda just gave one of the most bizarre answers to a question I think I’ve ever heard
“Elite” is cute
Spots are filling up! Secure your spot for Elite Camp😈🤘 docs.google.com/forms/d/1z1CAl…
Best write up of the year, dare I say, decade?
The Sickos Committee Season Previews featuring Longsnappers, Punters & #69s - The Southland Conference @SouthlandSports sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com/p/the-sickos-c…
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Add another All-American nod for Kylon🇺🇸 Congratulations @HarrisKylon on being named an @The__Bluebloods Second Team Preseason All-American! #AxeEm x #EastTexasTough
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Watch out for Charles 🇺🇸 Congratulations @freecharlieee on being named an @The__Bluebloods Second Team Preseason All-American! #AxeEm x #EastTexasTough
UIW and Forever First are in hell. Also, fuck those Forever First guys, bunch of fucking holier than now assholes.
BREAKING: President Donald Trump has signed a College Sports Executive Order that prohibits third-party, pay-for-play payments to collegiate athletes🤯 Titled: "President Donald J. Trump Saves College Sports" on3.com/nil/news/presi…
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Make way for the All-American 🇺🇸 Congratulations @SamVidlak7 on being named an @the_bluebloods Second Team All-American! #AxeEm x #EastTexasTough
This guy stole my girlfriend
How do you even think of this?
Cash, grass, and ass are 3 things SMU has in abundance on the hilltop. And cocaine.
Football on grass. The way God intended.
This has only been tweeted 27 times in the history of Twitter. That’s like, 19 trillion tweets.
I miss Oswaldo Cabrera
Please do
pro tip ladies - stock up on sundresses now before the stores start replacing everything with fall inventory