Mr. Blerp
@Beepboopblerpp
maybe this will work..... nopt sure not sure hmmmm wags my finger (dipshit) blerpdotcom on every other social media platform possible.
Heh.. hey thanks man gimme a blerpfist 👊 from twitters Realest user yet

HELP. First time I had a tweet that pooped off. I don’t even know where it is I shipped him back to my parents house and I think they’ve misplaced. Hopefully not.. I do miss him. Love drinking elixirs and delights from that magnificent skull of his

mrblerp.straw.page Hi. Made strawpage kicks at the dirt a bit let me know if it looks like shit I just got here
the average person who is normal about movies: i saw Tokyo Story today. i thought it was pretty good! the average Cinephile: just rewatched now you see me 2 for the fourth time. hate this stupid movie. i wanna fuck jesse eisenberg until i can see the light leaving his eyes…
the average person who is normal about movies: i saw Tokyo Story today. i thought it was pretty good! the average Cinephile: just rewatched now you see me 2 for the fourth time. hate this stupid movie. i wanna fuck jesse eisenberg until i can see the light leaving his eyes…
I like to scuff the sides of my vw entering my garage just to remind it whose the boss
it’s insane there’s a major brand called Volkswagen
Going to get my nails done on Tuesday shit has me feeling like pastel well
🔔RINGING THE TOMGREG BELL🔔 Coming out of tomgreg retirement to write a billionaire affair Coldplay jumbotron kiss AU, what is my life lmaaao. Enjoy I love u all xx archiveofourown.org/works/67769616
Every time waterparks releases new “music” it actually astounds me at how they’re able to consistently come out with worse and worse stuff every time around. Waterparks fans please stop lying to awsten you’re confusing him… he doesn’t know….
Every time waterparks releases new “music” it actually astounds me at how they’re able to consistently come out with worse and worse stuff every time around. Waterparks fans please stop lying to awsten you’re confusing him… he doesn’t know….