⚜️ Bee Chris 🧸

Rip Daddy 💔 You gave cancer one good fight but God had other plans for you… I love you and I’ll miss you until I see you again Thank You for Everything

My 35+ Twitter Fam… Y’all out in these streets tonight or rubbing your feet together in the sheets?

I’ve never had lamb chops I’ve never had ox tails Are they really that good?

I’ll never forget (Name Retracted) told me she booked us a hotel room for the weekend and for me to pull up… After bouncing on it all weekend she told me she just wanted to have fun… Women ain’t shit

Are y’all behaving today?

Carrot Cake!!!!

The effects of giving her “I love you Dick” when I don’t 🫠

Black Twitter is cutting the fuck up 😂

Anyways… What y’all eating for lunch?

So the ladies really needed an app to tell them about the men they deal with when all those “red flags” was in your face the whole time?? This is what happens when y’all don’t call women losers enough

Exhibit A

My fellow Virgos just hold on a little bit longer it’s almost out season 🤗 Let the musty ass Leo’s have their time to shine

What y’all doing?

So after two commercials and a lunch break it’s Monday again….

Good Morning Y’all

Even though Superman got his ass whooped 98% of the movie I still enjoyed it

I have not slept to 1pm in a very long time sheesh

Well that was an awkward 3 sum….

I thought 8-10 wings with fries was the go to… Y’all out here eating 15-20 in one sitting?

I think people who put ranch on pizza are serial killers