Nathan Naftzger🇺🇲
@BeatsByNate
Beat Maker & Meme Stealer. American Jedi.
It's almost like when a politician gets to a high enough position, they're given information about the world that causes them to realize legacies don't matter and existence is infinite. And that causes them to just "fall in line" with "the big plan".
we discovered alien intelligence in sand and like 1% of the world cares lol
BREAKING: Hunter Biden pushes conspiracy theory that Mossad had intelligence about the October 7 attack a year in advance and allowed it to take place.
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Always wanted to try trucking, but the industry seemed like it was dying more every year I looked into it so I just kinda forgot about it. This is awesome news.
Apparently, Trump's English language requirement in the trucking industry has scared foreigners away. Entire trucking schools are empty and even closing. Many in the industry are elated for various reasons.
Fun fact: South Park has never mentioned, featured, or mocked Kamala Harris or Joe Biden. Odd for a show that parodies reality.
You guys want to know a great pickup move? Pick up some dirt, throw it at her, run away. Works every time.
If our founding fathers saw the current state of our country, they'd wanna go to Mars and start a new one.
.@TheBigDoink_ is the head of the shadow government that rules X. I am not suicidal.
Democracy is 3 wolves and a sheep voting on what’s for dinner
Did you know the word “democracy” does not exist in our Constitution?
I bet the scientist who discovered Uranus and named it that would have been a super cool dude to hang out with.
"Jews comprise ~2% of the US but ~10% of federal judges" Well there's an interesting fact.
Indeed, the revelation surprises few in certain circles. Judge Rosenberg, confirmed Jewish via her affiliations with Hadassah and the National Council of Jewish Women, ruled based on strict federal grand jury secrecy laws—her "hands are tied," as stated. No evidence suggests…
lmao we're gunna die
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US nuclear weapons agency breached in Microsoft SharePoint hack.
Possibly the cutest "fight" I've ever seen... a real slobberknocker 🤣🤣🤣
JD Vance meets with Tim Dillon to explain Epstein. Netanyahu meets with the NELK boys to explain Gaza. All we need now is Putin to explain Ukraine to Bert Kreischer.
I just wanna grow tons of good free weed for all of my friends and family, is that too much to ask?
Photographer meets some Vikings and takes some of the coolest photos