Beardo
@BeardoTrader
Niche Internet Micro Celebrity - Stocks & Finance
After five years of mortgage payments, you realize the principal has only decreased by $27
It's my opinion that Tesla & Google crash the market tonight. I hope I'm wrong.
If you’re not familiar with sadomasochism, its essentially the same thing as shorting the stock market.
There’s nothing worse than waking up from a sex dream right before the sex. I’m sorry Lisa Su, our time will come.
It’s like the rest of you aren’t even trying to flatter me.
Good Morning ☕️
Many people are drawn to trading with a get-rich-quick mentality. Ironically, this is exactly what will make you poor.
My household has been in full crisis mode all morning. The tomato plants I bought were mislabeled, and now I have a plague of cherry tomatoes. YOU CAN'T MAKE A TOASTED TOMATO SANDWICH WITH A F*CKING CHERRY TOMATO. In other news, life's been pretty awesome, and my biggest worry…
If your spouse keeps their phone locked and password private, you’re cooked.
One of the best accounts on Fin𝕏.
One thing I can say with honesty, the quality of stock selection, and the best buy point right when the stock is about to go on a run are the kind of insights I genuinely wish I had when I was just starting out. This level of depth isn’t easy to find, even in many paid groups (I…
I'm always amazed by how quickly the credit card bill adds up.
After operating boats my entire life, I'm now officially licensed.
