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@Beard3dBadass
under the influence, above the stereotypes. if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. 😘💅
Imagine hating me and I'm over here sleeping like a fucking baby.
Stop feeding your energy to people who don't give a fuck if you message them or not, motherfucker
Sorry but if I can't geek out to you about K-pop Demon Hunters this isn't gonna work, babe.
Good morning! Don't ever let anyone take your smile away from you, and if they do, take that shit back with ruthless aggression. ❤️
Me: man I hope shes looking at the moon at the same time I am Moon: shut the fuck up, dork.
This dick isn't gonna suck itself, bitch ~ Me to my red devil mini vacuum
Alright now it's on Google. Lol
I won't believe that Hulk Hogan is dead until I see it on Google.
I won't believe that Hulk Hogan is dead until I see it on Google.
I wrote down a joke about the Epstein list but it disappeared.
Just looking for someone who will let me gush over them all day, seems like that's really fuckin hard to find lately. Kinda bums me out sometimes.
They say "be the bigger person" but I say "get fucked, stay fucked".
The grass is greener on the other side cuz it's fake as fuck just like you are 😘💅
If I ever sent you a dick pic just know that I meant that shit.