John Beagle

Is your formal date in 4th grade?

WHAT are we doing here

Pre gym scroll and energy drink sesh, 20 minutes minimum

My boy just admitted to playing clash royal in the shower , often.

Hiring female interns must be such a life hack

Bitches will post about being a woman in finance and it'll be a northwestern mutual internship

Ooooooo so scary did you take your penis out of your goat to tweet that?

Ain't shit to tweet about over summer. Fuck I'm supposed to say? "Just ate a home cooked meal after work, LANK"

Yes my office drinks at 4 on Fridays. Yes I reduce shareholder value everyday I'm here. Yes I've sunk two excel models since starting here. Any other stupid questions I could answer for you?

Absolute ghost wipe in the office, in and out so fast for all they know I just took a piss

They should scissorrrrrrr

Tetris at the bar. That plays

First day of the internship done! Shits taken: 2 Reels scrolled: 100ish Shareholder value added: in the negatives

Where's the sign up sheet

Starting a pressure washing business

Beach day #college

Yeah... you're coming home with me #stealfromlocalbusiness

Summers off to a good start

Just a nice, comfortable nine iron