Jeff Bayer
@BayerJeff
I used to be the taller half of Movie BS with Bayer and Snider. Now I pretend to do other things, while being a stay at home parent.
My 11-year-old son is ready for more horror. He has seen THE HOUSE WITH A CLOCK IN ITS WALLS, JAWS, GOOSEBUMPS, SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES, FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S, and POLTERGEIST. The last two are “a little scary” in his opinion. Where do we go from here?
Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1 Premieres on Max with Record Breaking 56 Million Hours Watched While Standing Up
Happy birthday @EricDSnider, who looks exactly like this today. Not like those photoshopped pics he’s been posting lately.

I introduced my boys to BATMAN BEGINS last night. I wake up to Michael Caine trending. He quotes BATMAN BEGINS without the “S” which makes it sound like a polite command. So yeah, it’s been a roller coaster. 🦇 THE DARK KNIGHT tonight.
Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin
Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin
I’m “buy reading glasses at the airport for under $25 because I left mine at home” years old!
Went to INSIDE OUT 2 last night with the family. A preteen sat two seats away. She used the light from her phone to examine each flavor of Skittles Gummies she was about to eat. Her mom allowed this. Parenting is important people.
I just found out that Wayne Knight cosplayed Goonies characters in Jurassic Park
OK, Dune Part: Two, your colon makes me hesitate, but how can I say no to a legendary raunchy road trip?

Movies that flopped at the box office but are actually great.
Movies that flopped at the box office but are actually great.
It has now been 25 years of Sundance for @EricDSnider. Wondering how to celebrate such a person while at the fest? Buy him your favorite alcoholic drink. Present it to him. He will politely decline, yet appreciate the gesture. It’s what we call in the Sniderverse a win-win.
Happy Birthday @PhillyMovieNerd. May all your nerd and movie and Philly dreams come true (today only).
The remotes that are out next to the basement TV at my mom’s house. Whatever the contest is, I won right?

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