Official Basiltux!

HAPPEY BIRTHDAY TO ME BASILTUX !! Today I am Six year’s old ! We threw a party and I enjoyed many treats and costumes !!

oh hi

I katnits Woz looky out of windowe ,and enjoy the French air ,,wen thise vagrante eunuch approach.,.,..

you want a tommy burger? nimbus with mustard? you can have it ALL with the family meal combo deal. only $24.99 + tax

This is a complete and total redaction. The $5 million dollar lawsuit from Monkey is NOT related and that is DIFFERENT

Yesterday’s peet pretzel was the incredible franiona @FranAndFiona In today’s edition of GUESS THE PEET write your answer below

mine mumy sayes ime an Soup-Ore-Moddle

kiki recently turned 20 but clearly she is trying her best to be flexible enough for clee sit sunday @CleeWeezy 🥺

Okay Well. It's Ball Time

Thise how ime waked mumy up evey day fore errly morney kissins

(My lawyer made me post this, please ignore) Everyone, I am sorry, Monkey has a normal number of toe beans. Saying she doesn’t is false. I hope everyone recognizes her NORMAL number of beans. This apology is real and NOT for my lawyers to help me.

Last yeer, ime winned Ruunnor Ups in the Nose of Tralee competition! This yeer, ime wood lovfe to bing attenshons to thise beautefel gorgess None-Eyes boy from Mayo !! m.shortstack.page/x43w52?sre=Onk…

Duckaritas for the ladies because it was 95 out today🥵🥵this is too precious ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ via Instagram: cheez_and_quacker

i’m afraid i’ve developed severe parasocial relationships with both wonton and oreo @oreoeocat @feederofcats

I have grown but Bluey hasn’t :)

one year ago gotcha day,,,, wen i was so smal…… now i am so biggly

mmm cheebit,.. no thank yuo.,, mm cheeb it. no thamk yu,, mmm chees it, no thenk yuo

ok gonite

THANK YOU ALL FOR LOVING CANDY! while you’re at it, check out my idiot son, Riot!!! he is 18 pounds and Everything to Me!!!

Enjoy your biscuits 😠

do not poop yourself… you might get Bathe 💔