Barney the dinosaur

hey kids it's me barney

just hired a haitian to do black magic on alon until the price of pump goes up just watched the haitian man stick a bunch of pins into a voodoo doll i also bought a voice box from build a bear workshop that whispers his name ong this man is not sleeping until price goes up

you give ordinals mf’s a 2% pump on their damn jpeg and these niggas don’t stop yapping no way my vote has as much power as these niggas

it’s always me asking “what are you looking at in the markets” never anyone asking me “hey *insert redacted name* , what are you looking at in the market” 💔

ong i hate baby sitting, some of y’all niggas twice my age

wagmi!

thinking about running a late night burner space

i will not feel satisfied until i piss off every niche on ct

sunday is the day of rest and rage bait

you wanna make it fast go alone you wanna make it far study meat riding with no hands and the gluck gluck double deluxe 3000

ain’t no way niggas still take mf lexapro seriously in the big 25 he’s a joke dudes going out sad af

album of the year

i think alon is about to put his meat on the table with this pump coin

you give eth holders almost $4K eth and these mf’s ask for nft that is why we can’t have ice things

the people defending pumpfun like their life is on the line that’s who you have to look out for mf’s have some sort of financial incentive acting like pumpfun was the most positive thing in the space while big bro alon was cashing out $100’s of millions straight to kraken

they hate to see a young purple dinosaur win

i will be boycotting pumpfun until he alon runs up the damn token or airdrop . and fuck you alon

daily reminder i loathe that out of touch monkey alon

i am my own being don’t lump me in with other accounts/people i think different. i look different. i just am different

This is actually so fire s/o my stove, what up stove?

i had to do what i had to do to make sure this doesn’t happen 🙂