Mlamli Baliso
@BalisoMlamli
ATTORNEY OF THE HIGH COURT. I’M NOT MUCH BUT I’M EVERYTHING I AM BECAUSE GOD LOVES ME 🙌🏼 KINDNESS IS DOPE 👌🏼 NO DMS FOR TRADING AND LEGAL ADVICE PLEASE 🙏🏻
Takealot you know I love you right. When I met you I was sceptical about online shopping but you made me comfortable with online shopping, in your own gentle way and without putting any pressure on me. Now I can’t imagine my life without you. But what is this ? ❤️
Never underestimate the job of your Receptionist, pay this person well. They are the ones who give the world the first impression of your company. Through that smile or lack thereof, warmth or lack thereof the world will know if you treat your people well or not ❤️
Imagine complaining about the same things you were complaining about last year, with the same person. Ubomi bakho bume ngxi. Andifuni kungatsho ❤️
I haven’t had these in ages, and I promise you I was at the store minding my own business,and all I heard was Mlamli Mlamli zwakala, zwakala Mla. You can imagine my shock at being summoned by Donuts,but what shocked me most is that I didn’t know that Donuts actually speak Zulu ❤️
Yessus decided to deactivate motion detectors because of my neighbour's cats that like coming inside my yard, yerrr imagine being woken up for nothing 🙆🏾♂️😡😡
If you are an actor on the show Shaka Ilembe, you must make peace with the fact that the whole world is gonna see your bums. Take it or leave it. ❤️
Wow so it's true about the 19th of August. That it's a Public holiday ❤️
Your partner must never forget how hot you are. You no longer making an effort to look good, this thing of always roaming around with crocs like you are an ambassador for crocs mayiphele. That’s not being comfortable in your relationship, thats taking your partner for granted❤️
Love yourself more than the person you love loves you, so that when they no longer love you your love will still be enough for you ❤️
You are not going to be all things to all people, some people will like you, some won’t. Some will even hate you for no reason, they’ll hate you just for breathing. So stop trying to please everyone ❤️
A few years ago a friend from Limpopo prepared Pap and Pork Trotters and I enjoyed them. So pork trotters don’t represent a time in my life when I was broke and forced to eat them. So if they are a trigger for you, they are not a trigger for me. I enjoy them once in a while❤️
Don’t prove yourself to anyone, you gonna end up doing things that are not authentic just to please and get an approval from that person. Just be yourself and let that person see the real you and accept you as you are or aphume ngomnyango ❤️
I hate that you can’t pay a once off lump sum for Rates and be done with them. I hate that it’s a monthly obligation that will be there for life 🙆🏽♂️
One thing about winter, you end up eating a bit more than usual. Having leftovers for supper 🙈🤣🤣
Imagine being with someone, you only have to speak English with, for life 🙆🏽♂️😩😩😩