Inevitable David Warlock
@BaileyDugle88
Battling Reptilian shapeshifters on the moon to rescue David Icke.
Just landed in Heathrow T3 to find security escorting a windmill to detention that had been trying to illegally enter the country. These illegal windmills can't come here and steal our wind, the country is full up. Only Reform can save us.
#TOTP don't remember this all classical episode?
#TOTP erm could someone put Fatboy Slim back on Cornershop please?
#TOTP how odd I always thought Rest Assured was a great track buy it's actually Poundland Faithless
#TOTP back in the dawn of the Internet me and a mate created a Yahoo group called "1000 ways for Shania Twain to die" Shania fans were not impressed.
#TOTP Christ late period Britpop is dull, where are the Lo Fidelity allstars when you need them?
Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I shouted at them “CRACKERJACK!” None of them responded by shouting back "CRACKERJACK!". I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time. They need gunging.
Just seen the trailer for Mrs Brown's Boys. Please set up a GoFundMe for me.
Managed to get a great photo of my son singing on Diversity Day but unfortunately he was sent home afterwards. Please start a GoFundMe for him, it's his dream to visit Poland. In 1939.
#LiveAid could Dire Straits have done another song instead of a showing off wankfest version of Sultans Of Swing? Yes. Yes they could.
#LiveAid seriously we didn't need Phil Collins once let alone twice
Either I've blocked every scammer or the Bank Of England have finally arrested Stephen Bartlett
Any news on how Ted from the Yellow Pages advert is getting on with his lawnmower?
Hey it’s humid, mind. I’m sweating like a Reform councillor who's discovered there's no tissues knocking out a crafty one under the desk at a meeting to discuss pot holes
#TOTP wait people were upset the New Seekers split up? Not ecstatic?