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Even the bots are making terrible trade offers
Lazaro Montes new Byron Buxton minus injuries, George Kirby, Harry Ford replacing Vasquez catcher Jeffers can also DH, Tai Peete, and maybe Colt Emerson for Joe Ryan, Harrison Bader, and Willi Castro. Emerson and Ryan even lossses for both teams in great trade packages
Are….you feeding him to Skenes?
Alex Jackson for Paul Skenes. Who says no?
absolutely inexplicable
He's had only 1 clean inning, but Mitchell Parker nevertheless is through 5 scoreless on 78 pitches.
average twins inning: batter reaches batter reaches lazy fly ball pop up strikeout looking
never say never. could be an IKF situation (it's not)
I didn't even get a chance to do my annual "the Twins should trade for him" bit on the podcast this season. x.com/nickpiecoro/st…
Joe Ryan: "hey guys. not feeling perfect tonight. might need a couple runs." Twins offense: sorry, best I can do is nothing
even Falvey is like "ok I've seen enough Matt Wallner vs. lefties"
Randal Grichuk is giving hugs in the Diamondbacks' dugout. Looks like a trade has been made.
when ol' @greggtmasterson gets too warm in his Jeff Frye jersey
Might have to stop using Vest in the 8th
Rocco
These responses like this have been so cute! Just curious... how many pets out there are named after Twins players?! Send me your pics and let's have a little fun with this!
If you’re Wander Franco, well
Is it weird to date someone 10 years younger than you?
He’s actually being traded to the Twins for three prospects you’ve never heard of and cash
Judge is dealing with an elbow issue and had trouble throwing the ball from the outfield last night, Boone said. He’s not in the starting lineup. Yankees awaiting imaging results.