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MRI Horror: New York Man Killed After 20-Pound Chain Turns Deadly 😳🏥 Keith McAllister, 61, was simply helping his wife with a routine MRI appointment in New York… and ended up dead because no one bothered to tell him to take off a 20-pound metal chain from around his neck.…
Rock Legend Ozzy Osbourne Passes Away at 76 🎸🖤 The Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne — iconic frontman of Black Sabbath — has died at 76, his family confirmed Tuesday. 💔 “It is with more sadness than words can convey that we share Ozzy passed away this morning. He…
Dunkin’ Workers Walk Out — Demanding $25/Hour and Woke Perks 🍩💸 A group of Dunkin’ employees has decided pouring coffee deserves CEO-level pay — going on strike to demand: ☕ $25/hour ☕ The return of DEI programs ☕ “Respect” and “a seat at the table” ☕ Scheduling perks and…
Trump Rolls Out $50K Bonuses to Bring Retired ICE Agents Back to the Fight 💼🇺🇸 President Trump is putting his money where his mouth is — launching “Operation Return to Mission” and throwing up to $50,000 in bonuses at retired ICE agents to bring them back into the field.…
DOJ Worker Fired Over Husband’s “ICEBlock” App — Now She’s Crying Victim 📱🐊 Carolyn Feinstein, a forensic accountant for the DOJ in Austin, is whining that she was “unfairly fired” — because her husband, Joshua Aaron, built an app literally called ICEBlock to warn illegal…
Samantha Ponder Says ESPN Fired Her for Defending Women’s Sports — “They Didn’t Want Me Speaking Up” 🏀 Former ESPN host Samantha Ponder is finally speaking out after her abrupt firing — and she says it all comes down to one thing: she dared to defend women’s sports. 🗣️ “They…
Pam Bondi Says She’ll Meet with Ghislaine Maxwell — Is the Epstein Truth Finally Coming Out, or Just More Political Theater? 👀 Attorney General Pam Bondi says she’s personally meeting with Ghislaine Maxwell — the woman at the center of Jeffrey Epstein’s trafficking empire — to…
Trump Says It’s Time to Prosecute Obama Over the Russia Hoax — “Very Severe Consequences” Coming? 🔥 President Trump isn’t mincing words anymore. He’s demanding the DOJ finally go after Barack Obama for orchestrating what he calls a treasonous plot — the infamous Trump-Russia…
Mike Johnson Floats Subpoena for Obama Over Trump-Russia Hoax — But Will Congress Actually Do Anything? 🤔 Speaker Mike Johnson is making waves, claiming Congress might subpoena Barack Obama over his alleged role in the Trump-Russia conspiracy — the same hoax that tried to…
Trump Declassifies 240,000 Pages of FBI Files on MLK — Civil Rights Leaders Demand ‘Respect’ 📜🇺🇸 The Trump administration just dropped a historic disclosure — over 240,000 pages of FBI records on Martin Luther King Jr. are now public, decades after being sealed by court order…
Trump Pushes Coca-Cola to Sweeten the Deal — Now They’re Rolling Out a Cane Sugar Coke 🥤🇺🇸 Looks like President Trump is getting results again — Coca-Cola just confirmed it’s launching a brand-new Coke made with real U.S. cane sugar this fall, after Trump publicly nudged them…
Protesters Now Boycotting Home Depot… Because They Reported Illegal Immigrants? 🛠️🤦 The activist mob is BACK at it — now calling for a full-on boycott of Home Depot because the company allegedly called ICE to report illegal immigrants gathering in their parking lot. Yes, you…
TikToker Wants Cash to Flee “Unsafe” America — Says Being Trans Here Is Just Too Much 🙄💸 A transgender TikToker is now begging strangers online to bankroll her “escape” from the United States — because apparently, one of the most tolerant countries on Earth is just too scary…
Mark Cuban Throws Another Tantrum — Calls Trump “Unethical” While Proving Nothing 🙄💥 Mark Cuban is back on his soapbox, taking aim at President Trump with another dramatic meltdown. 🗣️ “I’ve known him for 25 years. He’s the most unethical, lacks character, dishonest person…
Exposed: Former White House Insider Blows Up Biden’s Autopen Cover-Up 🖊️🔥 Former White House Correspondent Gabrielle Cuccia just dropped a bomb on Biden’s Autopen scandal — and she’s not mincing words. Cuccia, who actually managed autopen processes during her time in D.C.,…
Hunter Biden Swears the White House Coke “Wasn’t Mine”… Sure, Buddy 😏💼 Hunter Biden is shocked — SHOCKED — that anyone would suspect him of leaving a bag of cocaine in the West Wing back in July 2023. 🗣️ “Why would I bring cocaine into the White House and stick it in a cubby…
The United States has generated $100.5 BILLION this year from tariffs as of JULY 14, the latest data available — 111.5% MORE than the same time last year. President Trump was right, and the experts were wrong - again.
Tragedy in Costa Rica: ‘Cosby Show’ Star Malcolm-Jamal Warner Dies at 54 😢🌊 Malcolm-Jamal Warner — best known to millions as Theo Huxtable on The Cosby Show — has died in a tragic drowning accident while vacationing with his family in Costa Rica. The 54-year-old actor was…
How Trekkies Strong-Armed Gerald Ford Into Naming NASA’s First Shuttle “Enterprise” 🖖🚀 Back in 1976, NASA was about to unveil its first-ever Space Shuttle. The plan? Name it the Constitution — because, you know, patriotism and all that. But then the Star Trek fans showed up.…
