Panther

I know Hulk is ripping off his shirt as we speak because it’s really hot where he’s at😭

NFS the worst type of scammers are the one that will violate they grandmoms for $500 and a Louie belt but act like they smarter than everybody else

Yall posting Hulk Hogan is exactly why I never stopped going to Target

30+ menstrual be trying to take me outttt dawg

people want the version of me that requires little to no responsibility on their part. they want the ability to show up and not have to do the work while I have to continuously prove myself.

Crack is safer than alcohol??? 😭

Can't wait to ask my son “who's this ugly girl on my couch”.

And tiramisu… clearly I need to be in Italy rn

Pasta levels dangerously low

I wish I could reproduce asexually.

cutting off a narcissist from your life and radically accepting you're going to be the villain in their delusional world is top-level self-care.

when u date a nigga who make beats n wanna feel useful in the studio

First one is so ode 😮‍💨

how imma be for my man

Yes

Very easy to tell these days who weren’t tho.

Lmaoooooooooo

When you fine and funny you don’t need dating apps

This boy math is excellent

ATT 📢: ⚽️🏀🏈📚