Auggie
@AugustaAkudo
Magical.
One cat wants to adopt me. I think there's a mix-up, as there can only be one master, and that's me 😉. The servant role doesn't appeal to me.
if you happen to be all three… you don’t argue, you announce decisions 😌
Nigerian Vashti and Esther.
February, told my babe to prepare food for my guy,she grumbled about it and went to the bedroom, called the NYSC girl in our street that is into me to come do it and she turned up,😂 my babe couldn't take it so she left Since then I have never repeated myself about domestic work
I really need DJs to play child-appropriate songs at school parties and other related events. PLEASE!
Life mimics art: Final destination edition
NEW: A 61-year-old man has sadly passed away after he was sucked into an MRI machine on Long Island. The man was reportedly wearing a large metal chain and was pulled into the machine. According to ABC, the man was not a patient but walked into the MRI room while a scan was…
My hot take is that a lot of incel/manosphere dudes have a vested interest in making sure as many men are as lonely as possible and develop mentalities that repulse every woman who comes within arm reach of them because they are making money/receiving validation from the male…
Person sees my name and writes: Hi Augustine, Hi Agusta, Me: Really?
Life gets better,not all at once,not loudly and not the way you prayed it would but in the soft almost missed ways. That’s how you know you’re healing. Not all at once but little by little,you begin to come back to yourself. Maybe not in loud, cinematic ways but in quiet, almost
soooo.... what did we learn?
Telco rep: hi, we've noticed you haven't been using your WiFi. Me: yes, the network is poor in my location. Tr: where do you live? M: *redacted* Tr: okay, I'll check. Can you recharge with ₦1000 to avoid losing your line? Me: oh? Tr: you need the line, right? M: hmmm.
Maybe it's them. Maybe you need to create a safe environment for it to happen.
I don’t get why people are so afraid of adult conversations. You don’t like me? Tell me. You don’t wanna talk to me? Just say it. You’re mad at me? Express your feelings. I’m wrong? Let me know. We don’t agree? Share your viewpoints. It’s not that difficult.
Same people that do 'baby talk' to babies.😒
When playing with children, let them win.
self preservation 101
My detachment power is stronger than even my free will. No matter how much you think you mean to me, I will deadass forget about you faster than the speed of light if you stress me more than necessary. Humans or material things. I will forget your name before my next meal
Me: I will available at 9:30am to support you Man: Make it 11:30am Me: Do you realize I am going out of my way to help you? Man: I think 11:30am is better for you not 9:30am Me: What makes you think I don't know what time works best for me? Man: Sorry
This is why I insist,women should make their own money. Because dependence, no matter how prettied up often comes wrapped in silence, sacrifice, and slow self-erasure. When you don’t have money, people confuse access with ownership. They start thinking they’re entitled to your
i don’t have the words to best articulate myself but being financially reliant on others invites disrespect. avoid it at all costs. it gives people a false sense of authority over your life and the decisions you make.