Kareezmahtic🦋 the POF plug

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His face like a warthog but neck like a parrot.

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Abike Dabiri is right;Foreign embassies should refund unsuccessful visa applicants money.

How do you respond to inconsistency?

When e reach your own turn for your life to change… Dont have a strategy you hear. Just be you 😏😏😏

Comot for road abeg.

First housemate na Osanle, her parents no know say she dey big brother, this season go sweet

I went for BBN auditions, Ivatar was in my audition group & everyone knew she was gon be picked. It was so obvious, her aura is insane! It was bitter sweet cuz the rest won’t stand a chance then as they pick only one person per group. Next year, it’ll be me inshaAllah

You want to replace them?

Imisi you run errands? Not anymore!!!

I just realised I’ve been unknowingly funding a Lexus project in my own house. Every time I’m about to step out, my kids beg for money. The moment I give them, they pass it straight to their mum. I thought it was just cute behaviour—until today. They asked for 1k each. I asked…

-Imisi has H-factor - She probably says “latches” instead of lashes - She wore kaba into the house - Her shaku shaku is original -She just said houze instead of House This is where I pitch my tent.

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Yes I get BBNaija has now started but please voters registration starts August 5th. PVC registration starts next month. Let us all be focused on that I will keep reminding you.

Them say Omojuwa na GMO - Genetically modified Olodo

Had a patient who preferred his injections at home, so I used to go and administer them in the evenings at the time. The wife fell in love with me and we had a “situationship” for about 2 years until I moved away and blocked her.💀

Swallow your pride, text me I have also missed you.

i hate the fact that math and science smart students are considered smarter than english and history smart students

This is the water that is supplied to homes in Yauri Local Government Area of Kebbi State. The picture was taken this morning.