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X is the place to be right now. I started this account 4 months ago after years of being a silent scroller. I finally feel I have my pulse of the X culture and what works with the algo. In the last 2 weeks it's really started to click, closing in on 2k followers. We snuck into…

I know literally 0 men that are stay at home dads. Not one. Never even met one in passing. I know many stay at moms. Pilates, hot yoga, swiping credit cards. No hate, it’s a worthwhile aspiration to retire your spouse. But you have to find ambition and purpose. You can’t…

*Hiring a Content Strategist and Creator* We need someone who can think and write critically across tech, AI, philosophy, and leadership. You'll use your own voice but be aligned with our mission. Deliverables: -1 weekly long-form piece -3 daily short-form pieces -1-hour…

So we’re impregnating robots soon?

Anyone else wake up at 3am on the dot often? What does it mean? I wake up at 3 often but it comes in waves, maybe every night for a week and then not at all for a few. It’s eerie and has a spiritual vibe being pulled out of sleep like that. Assume it has a lot to do with…

Bros finding out their girls have a Tea account:

Mark this: Anthropic will be force-acquired. Someone major will get access to the platform under false pretenses with evil intentions. This is not good for anyone except the puppet masters playing us from the shadows. @iamgingertrash @_opencv_ @ns123abc can validate.

I’ve had several very interesting conversations with serious people about a non-AI social platform this week. The velocity of demand is growing. There are challenges to work through to make it work technically and then the hurdle of building a user base. But I believe it’s…

Is anyone surprised to learn that the degenerate Tea app was not only envisioned by but also vibe coded by absolute mids? The vision could have only come from a disgruntled mid. An unfortunate reality we are now in: almost anyone can build and deploy now but end users have no…

I was arrested for drunk driving my freshman year while driving a friend’s truck…who is a midget. So the pedals were up to my chest. I’m 6’3”. Except I wasn’t drunk and the cop had no legal reason to pull me over so I also won my first and last court case.

Every time Trump is in this frame, absolute meme content is generated. This man just does not care about any noise, he is persistent oil. Marches through all controversy and it eventually rolls off him. Love him, hate him. I don’t care. He is a personal brand legend.

I just got passed by a hot blonde in a brand new Jeep with the license plate “UNST8BLE” while she was chugging a Celsius going 90. She must be an AI wrapper founder.

Is my man engagement farming with AI-gen rage bait? What kind of standard are we setting for the youth, @Jason?

Have you considered that you can just say things? Make shit up. It’s faster, easier and more rewarding than doing things. I saw a consultant make up 5 stats in 1 meeting today. 0 pushback. Got his project approved. You can just say things (seriously, check your X feed).

Absolutely tragic that we lost 2 great American legends in the same week. RIP to Ozzie and The Hulk 😭

I like it here. Never leaving.

Bill what do you say, man? Want to go together to the US Open? @BillAckman you fly (us in your PJ), I buy (first round of drinks)?

What is happening with HR!? Was just at the airport restaurant, a man and a woman were all over each other. I guess that’s fine for a couple, little bit much but fine. I ask them how long they’ve been together. Looks of horror. Oh we aren’t married, we work together. Her…

I am once again asking you for your follows. Join these fine people. One of my heroes is pictured and all of them are obviously beautiful people.

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my IPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.