Astros Josh
@AstrosJosh
Astros Fan of 2x WS Champs | Ballpark Visitor (21/30) | Married out of my league to Hailey | #Ally🏳️🌈
Jose Altuve gets ejected and a storm immediately starts to hit Queens. Even God said this is bull shit.
The Twins or Cardinals will pay at least 80% of Correa or Arenado’s salary - probably worth the phone call.
Astros GM Dana Brown says Isaac Paredes’ injury is ‘more severe than we projected’ - nytimes.com/athletic/65184…
All your trade deadline wishes come true, but you have to part with one of these guys - who you moving? # refers to @AstrosFuture prospect ranking
Y'all think we see the Astros score first in a game and win it in our lifetimes?
We are an embarrassing baseball team right now
We are an embarrassing baseball team right now
Ok, I bought the $60 trade simulator 🤓. Which deals do y'all want me to cook up to see if it gets approved? @JeremyBranham @TheAstrosLocker @SanAntonioTim @MikeMitchNH @LiveSCS @AstrosOptimism2 @AstrosFuture @Astros_Arsenal @Yordaddy2025mvp

Spent $60 on @BaseballValues to get the GM version of their trade simulator to figure out, yeah - the Astros aren't getting Brendan Donovan ☹️ Whose going to be the 1st one to reply and say "Josh, you could've paid me $60 to tell you that"

What would you offer the Cardinals? Me ⬇️ SP JP France #5 Prospect: RHP Anderson Brito #7 Prospect: RHP Ryan Forcucci But STL will demand #4 Prospect: RHP Miguel Ullola
I doubt the Cardinals move him. And if they do, the cost will be high due to multiple years left of team control. But, yeah, Brendan Donovan would be the perfect fit for the Astros. They need a left handed bat who can play LF, 3B, and 2B.
Nick Kurtz has done more damage against the Astros today than Aaron Judge has in 8 seasons
I know this is fake but…….I might do it. Probably should turn off replies.
The Astros are reportedly acquiring 2B Ketel Marte from the D-backs per multiple reports including ESPN's @TomDungESPN. Jacob Melton, Spencer Arrighetti, Zach Dezenzo and Miguel Ullola are heading to Arizona in the deal.