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Daily Futurama clips!
"You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep." "You mean, while I'm sleeping in it?" "You won't have time for sleeping, Soldier. Not with all the bed-making you'll be doing."
My God. It's the future. My parents. My coworkers. My girlfriend. I'll never see any of them again. Ya-hoo!
Goin' through the 'bot wash! Goin' through the robot wash, C'mon y'all and sing it with me!🎵
"Nowadays we have a type of game played entirely on video." "We call it a video game." "A video game, you say? Well, golly gee. You mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works..." (Part one...)
Ladies and gentlemen, here to lay down some old, old, incredibly old school beats, the Beastie Boys!
One of these days, Nd-Nd. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the third moon of omicron Persei 8!
"There. We can make these into spears." "And we can tie these caterpillars together to make bow strings for bows and arrows." "And we can use this machine gun to shoot them! Yee-haw!"
"How can you do a spoken-word version of a rap song?" "He found a way..."
"Yes, but what about the animals?" "The what?" "The animals." "I didn't say anything about animals. Now, it seems the planet will collapse within three days... Incidentally this will kill all the animals..."
"Grunka lunka dunkity darmed-guards..." "Shut the hell up!"
"Hey, you put a one and two zeroes in front of that, or we pass! Deal!" "So what did you get me?" "A thousand and one pesos."
Look, everyone wants to be like Germany. But do we really have the pure strength of will!?
Fry? We brought someone to cheer you up. His name is Helper, and he's eager to be your new best friend!
"I've booked us all on the maiden voyage of the largest, most luxurious space cruise ship ever built... The Titanic..." "Looks nice!"