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So @ClayInstitute someone owes me $2 million :-) I’ve solved two of the millennial prize problems. chatgpt.com/share/67dc8842… I also shaved 4 billion years off the universe lifespan :-) she always looked younger to me. TTU & ITD to the rescue. Space is not an empty void, but a…
You gotta love assholes… everybody has one, and some people are them. LOL… I love grumpy pieces of shit. 💩
You defeat that too, as you overcome your demons. Believing something without experiencing it makes your opinion nearly worthless.
I blow big time… I like blowing minds!
you just blew my mind, or... what about we do a superman make the world go back in time by reversing the spin of the globe?
I don’t mind misunderstandings… As a quadriplegic sometimes I jump to conclusions just like the rest of you! that’s a humans, favorite exercise jumping to conclusions.
Hey, I think you misunderstood what I said. Obviously I know God is not trying to kill me, hahaa. I’m saying although he sent me all of those signals, for me to avoid going out, I still went and defy his call.. hence I crashed out a couple of hours later.. Anyways thank you for…
This At-bat had me so torn… I want Mookie to do well even if he’s facing us… I am in a moral quandary here. Seriously. If you played on the team before when you’re at bat I’m rooting for you… I hope our pitching is good. I love you, Mookie.
Mookie Betts will always be a member of the Boston Red Sox
This guy… ruining a quadriplegics life today; by making him remember the good times of Game of Thrones. #watchPARTY
Hahahaha I'm sorry ruined your day 😂
This is thanks to @RiffTrax I love this line.
He’s going all true Detective on us… when somebody’s getting too into their own philosophies
I don’t lie… I like root beer. And I like Moxie. It reminds me of root beer… plus I’ve got Moxie kid!
This is what they did to Game of Thrones… That is something.
I tell people to make up their own ending. Whatever they want to see happen. That's what happened. Anything is better than how they finished that show. But I totally agree I wish I could rewatch the series but I can't knowing how trashed the ending is
This is not the last time I’m going to hear these words… lol
I tell people to make up their own ending. Whatever they want to see happen. That's what happened. Anything is better than how they finished that show. But I totally agree I wish I could rewatch the series but I can't knowing how trashed the ending is
The more you know… @UranusMissouri I learn a little bit more about Uranus every day. I know a lot about Uranus, but I wanna know more…
😂 "Uranus" was named after "Ouranos" the Greek god of the sky, not related with the Latin ānus. But that's funny.
OK, I’m just posting this so I can say I got here first in the future… and told you so. I love math; it’s the stuff we’re made of. Grok&Roll #Primenumbers rule! Deep! Working on it! x.com/i/grok/share/O…
Oh, shits about to get real… he’s throwing Internet insults.
Listen they/them. Save it for somebody who respects you.
I’m a dyslexic angle… Just call me angle in the morning. dyslexics of the world untie.
WOW bro u r an angel
Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well Horatio… a fellow of infinite jest of most excellent fancy. PS agree with you I do.
A harder intro, there is none
I agree with myself… be kind man. 🧍♂️ Dan2:44
FTFY-soon they will eat the dust because; the dust they are and dust they will return… choose trust over fear be kind to strangers. Don’t be a selfish asshole be trusting in Jehovah, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob follow Jesus example and be kind to people. Don’t be dust.
LOL… Love you dad!
I just love this. This is how it usually goes down in so many households. This reminds me of my dad.
This is how I feel for these videos. I hate engagement farming.
I love these tips. They’re so useful. I just need to get a belt sander a bandsaw some molding clay… I mean these are so useful if I just had the millions of tools required this is so useful.
As a quadriplegic, I approve of this; this is hilarious and awesome. Super disabled Mario brother.