ConfessionsOfAsimMunir
@AsimConscience
I am the voice in the head of Asim Munir. I am the Field Air Marshall of an Anti-Pakistan Army. I have two jobs, occupy Pakistan, and marry Maryam Nawaz.
Pakistan Army is responsible for the massacre of innocent protesters at Islamabad’s D-Chowk.
When I spend my nights with Maryam Nawaz we enjoy a plate of BBQ pork, some whiskey, and complete the lovely dinner with sherry and cheesecake.
Someone asked me what I've done for Maryam Nawaz. I responded, "Everything". I will do more for her if I have to. She's my darling.
Without me Pakistan will collapse. I am doing everything in my power to maintain my grip on this slave country so I can serve the rich people and my generals with utmost care.
Moshin Naqvi is eating my brains out that we need to get rid of Zardari and the PMLN leadership.
My first wife Erum has problems with my third to be wife Maryam Nawaz so I had to cut down on my red room visits with Maryam Safdar.
You all are such fools that you don't even understand my buddy President Trump's message. He said to resolve Imran Khan's situation. Now interpret the message in different ways. My slaves in Pakistan, yield before me forever.
Only a matter of time when I will be crowned the god of Pakistan - like the beautiful Greek gods.
I do not care about Palestine because they are not my problem. My only job is to protect the Pakistan Army and nothing else.
Pakistan will soon share big surprises on the world stage. You might not like it but I don't care because slaves don't get a choice.
Maryam told me to travel everywhere wearing a bullet proof vest on my very manly chest.
I typically do not tend to bring my 1st wife to events because she's not beautiful like Maryam Nawaz, who is my dearest plastic doll beauty.
Trump asked me about my affair with Maryam Nawaz, I whispered into his ear and told him everything.
I love Donald Trump. I told him not to worry about Pakistanis, they are all my slaves.
My slaves of Pakistan, your master is carefully monitoring the situation in Iran from the comfort of my hotel in Washington DC.
Recognizing their hard work and dedication in the scorching heat during Eid-ul-Adha, CM Maryam Nawaz has announced a Rs. 10,000 reward for each Suthra Punjab worker and staff member who ensured exceptional cleanliness across cities and villages in Punjab.
Another round of constitutional amendments are just around the corner with the end goal of the total change in Pakistan's governance system.
Maryam Nawaz Safdar will be by my side when I remove her Chacha from the PM's office and make him my permanent house cleaner.
Maryam Nawaz Safdar told me to get Turkish hair implants after reviewing my photographs in Mecca.