Artifaction²
@Artifaction2
Amateur exerciser. Father of four goal-scorching kids. Still date my wife like it’s 1999. Obsessed with golf & pizza. Allergic to excuses. Sucker for suffering.
Good morning! How to acquire the Great Wave: Go to auction. Raise your arm high. Duct-tape a 2x4 to said arm. Keep it there until the auctioneer smashes the gavel through the mahogany.


Few want to do the work in the trenches. The daily, singles you gotta hit with consistency. Great job man.
Crazy what you can do in 1.5 years isn’t it. Best shape of my life at 40 years old. It’s never too late to make the changes you want to make, believe me.
GM. You’re not bullish enough on Homestead’s built almost 100 years before America.

GM. If your assets (art, collectibles, etc) stay flat in USD while crypto pumps, that’s concealed opportunity cost. Crypto is the benchmark. Nominal safety can mean real underperformance.

🚨BREAKING: The US tapped Doug Masters on the shoulder… 30 minutes and 2 cassette tapes later Iran’s nuclear sites were gone. Also @GarryB1rd won the meat. Arti out.

This is why we art.
Before going to bed a few days ago, a fren saw @toadswiback buddeez running and asked “please make me understand it, do you actually love the art?” I went to bed instead of answering because it’s a long one...
GM. Tomorrow is the day I become a meat KOL. I have dreamed of this day since my first IGA grocery store job … I was the kid that stripped the cellophane off of expiring meat and mixed it back in the grinder with newish meat (true story) @toadswiback

GM Happy Father’s Day to the dads who don’t clock out. This isn’t your day to disappear….it’s your day to double down.
GM Question for all the Dads out there. Is it just me, or does anyone else feel an historical obligation to curate art both for our personal love but also key pieces we hope our kids will love as well? Something that survives a few generations and is cherished beyond our life?