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OPINION: We are as Gods of a Stillborn World — Join With Me & Forsake This Broken Place
Staffers: Trump Has Spent the Past 47 Hours Walking in Circles Atop St. Edna Street Tower, Loudly Accusing Innocuous Household Objects of Harboring Communist Sympathies
Karlathian Mindroach Subornment Swarm Formalizes Alliance with Soviet Mars
Mike Huckabee's Eyebrow-Raisinɡ Investment in Clown Meat Startup Has Regulators Unnerved
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Professor of Madness & Mayhem Granted Tenure at the University of Darkness After Blackmailing the Dean of the Inhumanities by Threatening to Release His OnlyFans Payment History
Ousted Tsarina Anastasiya Vasilyeva Seeks to Crowdfund Reconquest of Kaliningrad
first they came for the femurs
Trump's Femur Tariffs Overturned by Silent Court of the Nameless Circuit
Special Election Called After Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) "Dragged Screaming into Mirror" by "Powers Antediluvian"
Trump's Femur Tariffs Overturned by Silent Court of the Nameless Circuit
Food Channel Facing Terrorism Investigation After Special on Professor Richter van Boom's "Atomic Brownies"
No One's Entirely Certain Why J.D. Vance is Currently Drenched in Horse Shit & High-End Perfume, Picking Fights With Poorly Dressed Mutants on the Streets of DC — But We Have Our Suspicions
Just Because It Isn't Real Doesn't Mean That It Can't Hurt You: We Talk Pataphysics, Egocide, & the Transvaluation of All Values Tonight at 8/7c With Famed Philosopher Dr. Albrecht Bergstaller