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Little do my friends know they're healing me everytime we hangout.
I ain’t never wanted to go to work
Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.
Yes she can. You’d need to take on the responsibility of getting them ready going forward. Trust me, she will be a quiet angel. However she might come on twitter and ask for advise on how to get her husband to stop shouting when getting kids ready for school 🤗🤗
Can a woman get her kids ready for school without shouting? Please recommend ways to do it for me because my wife shouts too much.
Turning an internet dragging of their CEO into a full-blown PR moment by bringing in Chris Martin’s ex as a spokesperson? That’s not marketing, that’s wizardry.
Folks be giving me their ass to kiss then shit be happening to em. Now I’m supposed to care and extend grace. Sorry. Fuck ya lmao
Yes, this works
sometimes our toddler starts fixing to throw a tantrum and so we let him scream for about thirty seconds and then one of us goes “okay! My turn!” And lets out a very melodramatic “AHHHHHHHHHH” and I’m ngl, 9/10 times it stops the tantrum in its tracks
We do not talk like this, at all.
Is this for real? They cannot be speaking English.
local man discovers effort.
Started realizing Women appreciate the fact that you made plans sometimes even more than the plan itself. it's the pre thought part that has them
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Births, deaths, literal life-changing shit.
I cannot believe we really grew up on this app Someone was in my mentions like “you have half a million tweets, get a job!” This page has been around for 4 presidencies, 5 Beyoncé eras, PEAK VH1, 2 degrees and a job I’ve been at for 10 yrs. Sorry bot 😭😭😭😭
I don’t believe much on the internet so I wanna talk to someone in my life who’s tried Ayahuasca
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"Hey, how ya doin? Yeah, I'm doin mighty fine! Last time I seen ya, it's been a long time"
what’s your earliest memory of hearing beyoncé for the very first time ever?
Esp bc on another recent episode he told a man he wasn't going hard enough for his kids. I can only hope he's a decent person offline
Maybe some men deserve to have a podcast!
Rihanna actually doesn't need another album. I think anti was a perfect note to leave on
Bitches never tell the part of the story that makes them weird
First teaser for ‘THE LAST FRONTIER’, starring Jason Clarke. The series follows a prison transport plane that crashes near a town & frees dozens of inmates. A lone marshal must protect the town he's vowed to keep safe. Releasing October 10 on Apple TV+
I can tell a lot about a person by when they pack for a flight lmfao
Flight is in like 5 hours, imma start packing in an hour or so ✊🏾