AppalachianGargoyle🎮

The Christopher Walken School of Dealing with Online Bullies and Harassers

If you didn't grow up with Final Fantasy VII and you have no nostalgia for it whatsoever, you should completely skip the PS1 original and play the remake. The N64-level graphics for the original are entirely too silly to match up with the seriousness of the story.

"Money can't buy happiness" is just cope that poor people tell themselves to delay putting a gun in their mouths, and what rich people say to stop poor people from trying to climb the ladder. The reality is, money can't buy happiness AFTER A POINT, like $120k.

Sydney Sweeney: *exists* Left wing women:

When Chrono Trigger starts trending yet again for no discernible reason

Chrono Trigger. Obviously.

Played the first game back in the day, the camera controls were inverted from what I'm used to, I couldn't change them in the settings, I turned the game off and returned it immediately and never played it again.

The kids are gonna be alright.

Someone has taken the selfies from FoidGate (The Tea hack) and made a king of the hill competition! spill.info.gf/index.php

i think everywhere should be more unwelcoming to tourists

Wouldn't it be funny if you could bypass it with 1 line of code in ctrl + shift + i > console Object.values(webpackChunkdiscord_app.push([[Symbol()],{},r=>r.c])).find(x => x?.exports?.default?.__proto__?.getCurrentUser).exports.default.getCurrentUser().ageVerificationStatus = 3;

I was a backyard wrestler from about 2002 to 2008, then went on to be a pro wrestling manager in the indies. Had to take a break to raise kids lol, but I hope to go back one day.

This is who's calling you an incel on the Tea App

I'm only 2 shines into Super Mario Sunshine, and man this game just feels completely soul-dead and the controls are weirdly, needlessly difficult. I don't know if I can last 50 shines.

there are sentences being created that have never been created before

The best movie I ever saw in theaters was Zombieland. That opener with "For Whom The Bell Tolls" was EPIC on a giant screen.

>would stay for nikki bella >won't stay for rey fenix

"Who are ya, what's your album's name, and what song you doin'?" "Black Sabbath."

Actor & alleged rapist Micheal Ward is the first ever person I've ever seen spell their name Micheal (the stupid way) instead of Michael (the proper way). I feel like that's a sign.

I don't understand people who get weird about eating or drinking after their kids. Like, they literally came from my balls. I think we're past the whole "backwash" thing.