Ape-Man by 𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 𝓕𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓮

🧵 Ape-Man Socials and Narrative Ape-Man is currently on the Ethereum and Base blockchains. The contract addresses (CA) for each can be found below. 🌴 Linktree linktr.ee/apemancto 🌐 Website apemancto.com 💬 Telegram t.me/ApeManCTOPortal 🛒 Buy on Ethereum…

The coin isn’t tethered to the culture, it’s tethered to the meme. When you step out of the kool-aid-vapor circle jerk you’re lost in, this truth will slap you in the mouf like a bear claw on a cold night. Remember you were warned more than 30x before $bobo billions…

"The road to success is always under construction — and you're out of gas." Remember, Just $Apeman Be part of history. Or at least a weird algorithm spike.

🚗💨 When they asked “Wen Lambo?” — Apeman didn’t respond… He just downshifted. Top down. Charts up. Shades on. 🦍😎 This isn’t a flex — it’s a roadmap. 📍 Next stop: generational wealth. $APEMAN is not just a coin, it’s a lifestyle. #WenLambo #ApemanCTO Ca:…

"Don’t be sad. You were never really going to make it anyway." Remember, Just $Apeman Retweet and pretend you're making a difference.

🚨Be careful when betting on the cocks in crypto🐔 Not every fight ends in a win… and sometimes you walk away with less feathers than you started with. #JustApeman

"Always give 100% — unless you're donating blood." Remember, Just $Apeman “Hit that RT button—if lifting a finger isn’t too much.”

🚨"Say hello to my lil' fren!"🚨 The $Apeman token isn’t here to play—it’s here to dominate. Locked, loaded, and ready to pump. Miss it? Fuggedaboutit. 💥 JUST. $APEMAN. 💥 #Crypto linktr.ee/apemancto

🔵 Are you paying attention? Might wanna $APEMAN 👀🦧

"Every corpse on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person." Remember, Just $Apeman “RT if your thumb still works, man.”

"You’re unique... just like everyone else." Remember, Just $Apeman “Retweet… or don’t. Time isn’t real anyway.”

"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you." Remember, Just $Apeman “Hit that RT button—if lifting a finger isn’t too much.”

🚤💨 When you're done chasing pumps and finally sailing smooth... Introducing: Just Apeman — the only crypto that cruises while the rest scramble. 🌊🦍 $Apeman isn’t just a coin, it’s a whole damn vibe. 📈 Ride the tide. 🏝️ Stack like a degenerate. 🫡 Just $Apeman. #Apeman…

"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others." Remember, Just $Apeman “RT if you’ve got one shred of energy left to waste.”

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Team $Apeman Presents Your Daily 420 De-Motivational Post. 📉 Your dreams didn’t just give up—they packed their bags and moved to someone with a pulse. Turns out, even they couldn’t compete with your gold-medal procrastination skills. 🙃 Hustle culture? Adorable. It’s like…

👨‍🔬 Say. My. Name. 💎 “Just $Apeman.” 💥 “You’re damn right.” He’s not just cooking… He’s formulating tokenomics so pure it breaks the charts 📈🧪 🔥 Decentralized. 💰 Deflationary. 🦍 Low market cap Furie play. #ApemanCTO #CryptoCookin #SayMyName Ca: (ETH Mainnet)…

Smash this post apes. $APEMAN on Space X billboard soon! 🔥

Congratz to everyone that did shill! Surprise to everyone that did shill! Every single project that did shill will get a free SpaceX billboard! Please dm @Eac_owner on telegram with someone from the team so I can explain the details! Thanks for participating! Congratz to:…

💼🦍 Just another day in the Jungle. Apeman walking tall through the green—no stress, no FUD, just pure growth. 🌱 🚬 Shades on. Duffel full. Mission clear. 📈 We’re not chasing the moon—we’re cultivating it. 🌿 Real roots. Real hustle. Real community. #GrowWithUs or watch…

🎨 Pop art meets primate power. 🧠 If Warhol minted NFTs, this would be his PFP. 🦍 Introducing the Ape of Art: blending crypto chaos with gallery glam. This isn’t just a JPEG. It’s a movement. It’s a museum on-chain. It’s Just $Apeman. 💥 RT if you'd hang this in your wallet.…