Adam, Anthropocene Megafauna
@AnthropoceneMe1
Pennsylvanian raising several 2E kids, armchair theologian, Gene Wolfe scholar, incompetent hobby farmer
Bad news: beach photos reveal I have become Morbidly Groyperous Good news: I will be starving myself until I am Hot Again
Part of my parenting problem is that I got soft w years of luxurious pre-child adult life. I’m a temporarily-embarrassed “Cool Guy with a Nice Life”. Surely it must be some mistake that my housemates keep shitting their pants and screaming at me!?!
Fine Artist and Creative Writer by Microsoft Kids (1993)
Do Mormons quote the NT a lot? Do they quote the Book of Mormon? I don’t have the faintest idea what’s in there. Maybe good stuff? I’ve never heard anyone drop a single line from the Book of Nephi, or what have you .
Everyone’s got that one dungeon with inscrutable filthy machinery 🤣 #DamnItsTrue

I can’t believe our 18 month old has such incredible hair

I remember watching Balenciaga Harry Potter 2-3 years ago and looking forward to more funny AI stuff. But it never came. What gives???
My four candidates for great AI art
Left is plum curculio damage I believe. Right though - idk? No visible larvae inside.


Mormondy shows up, weirdly Ocean County NJ too (orthojews), but what the heck is going on along the 100W meridian from Texas to North Dakota?

I consider this man to be the final arbiter wrt fruit decisions

Stick-into-dirt black currants. I’ll transplant them in the fall - too close together. the only currant cuttings that died were the ones in warmer, sunnier conditions indoors, despite constant watering. The outdoor pots and direct all did fine!

Has anyone grown non-astringent persimmons? I'm curious how well they do with disease and pest resistance in the northeast. I love eating them, but they feel "weak" - like no natural defenses. Too soft and sweet. But I'd say the same about asian pear, yet it shrugs it all…

A single pumpkin is expanding, seemingly without limit… about 20’ x 15’ so far. It has access to unlimited nitrogen (growing from a pile of chicken manure) Curious how far we can go with this.

Thanks to computer dating (which creates matches so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest) I found the girl version of me, and now our kids are me^2 Assortative mating and its consequences 🤔
i brought ~300 books and basically no home furnishings to my relationship. i assumed whomever i ended up with would surely have home furnishings and fewer books, but fiancé also came with ~300 books and no home furnishings. assortative mating is so cursed sometimes.