Andrew Hammel
@AndrewHammel1
Ami lawyer/writer/translator in Düsseldorf. Words German & English. Inventor of Angry Political Debate ASMR.
Today I learned from this fine book that Mengele was so nervous in exile that the hairs he swallowed from his own mustache formed a hairball (trichobezoar) in his rectum which had to be surgically removed. Now you know about...Mengele's Rectal Hairball.
Cambridge has soiled its trousers again. Cleanup in King's College Chapel!
🎓 Professor Angela Davis, eminent American political activist, philosopher and author, who received an honorary Doctorate in Letters
🎓 Professor Angela Davis, eminent American political activist, philosopher and author, who received an honorary Doctorate in Letters
Fuck Angela Davis.
Remember when Angela Davis bought weapons for a bunch of terrorists who then used the weapons to take over a courtroom in California and execute a judge with a shotgun. Also remember the time she visited the Berlin Wall on the East German side and laid a wreath for East German…
sounds pretty certain about that
“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.” — Bertrand Russell
For a change of pace, here's a joke from Communist Poland. Wlodek wants to deposit his money, saved carefully in a mattress, to the bank. He walks in. Wlodek: "I want to make sure my 50 zlotys are safe. What happens if someone robs the bank?" Banker: "No worries. The main…
Nach und nach wird KI alle Berufe überflüssig machen (außer dem des Germanisten: der war vorher schon überflüssig).
The Mail reports that three "Brits" have been arrested for rape in Croatia. Their names: Ami Arifi, Gezhim Xhafa, and Sohqib Shakibi. How far into the article do you have to get to find out they are actually from Kosovo? The last paragraph.
The UK is the only country in the world that operates a scheme like Motability. It's utterly insane in its scope and generosity. Our great parliamentarians take great pride in this and wish to export this fiscal terror to the rest of the planet.
Georgia Tech nuclear engineer Tyler Folse watches a video about how German destroyed its nuclear industry and starts the video with a box of tissues to catch his tears at this act of wanton destruction. youtube.com/watch?v=wFKFsx…
Star Wars Britons in Croatia giving us a sense of what those ‘Romanian man arrested’ headlines must feel like.
Woman, 28, 'gang-raped by three Brits was bitten all over her body during two-hour ordeal in Croatian beach hotel' trib.al/F0AvALx
Die syrische Großfamilie aus Stuttgart, die deutschlandweit Bekanntheit erreichte, weil sie über 150 Anzeigen, Anklagen und Verurteilungen gesammelt hatte, bekam heute Besuch vom SEK. Sechs Söhne sitzen aktuell wegen Gewaltdelikten im Knast. Heute kam die Polizei wegen dem…
I have noticed a trend toward ice in drinks here in Düsseldorf, but then again, Düsseldorf is a cosmopolitan hub which adopts the most refined international trends. In Cologne they store drinks in direct sunlight to keep them "Cologne nasty". edition.cnn.com/2025/07/25/tra…
this guy has been buying and returning 110lb anvils on Amazon for 8 months now
"Tomorrow in the Times, The Ethicist considers this common hypothetical from our readers: A black man broke into my house and shot and killed my entire family in front of me. Naturally, I won't be calling the police, but I'm wondering: Do I have a right to be upset?"
The Guardian wants us to be believe that it's German right-wing extremists who are attacking a gay pub *in Neukölln*. "We don't yet know who burned down the Nazi bookstore in Tel Aviv, but of course Transnistrian irredentists must be our prime suspects." theguardian.com/world/2025/jul…
"...de Graaf also suggested smearing windows with yogurt, administering electric shocks to distract from the heat, shoving a frozen cucumber into your rectum, and going to the local pool to share bacteria with 4,000 strangers who also had the same idea." bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
