Älva 🦇

Trips over tomorrow. Tours over for me for now. Tried coming back while I’ve got fun stuff to report but I honestly can’t stand how miserable this fanbase is. Ta’ra again for now.

Word on the street is bros are mad because we told everyone stuff that happened off air and didn’t put spoilers like they’d see it anyway ok cool

I don’t think it’ll be shown cause it was while they were waiting but dickhead did that stupid walking down the stairs mime and we lost him diva down fr

I’m still baffled why the comedian who keeps the audience entertained when asked “anything we wanna talk about” most the audience proceeded to ask “why am I sitting in this row if I queued” and “who chooses the seating and why am I here” LET THE GUY JUST BE FUNNY

“We performed Lachryma on the tonight show once…twice actually”

Fully died over the fact that Jimmy Fallon literally dressed as a nun and then a vampire at the beginning on the show And it had nothing to do with ghost

BARE HAMS… FOR FREE… LITERALLY

we also saw naked hands

Imagine this just standing in the middle of a small stage while “Cruel Summer” by Taylor Swift plays in the background And you have The Tonight Show

LIZY CHOSEN ONE

“Did we shit the bed?” - Perpy

WE OUT

Right chat do you want the tea (spoilered ofc) before it airs or wait till the broadcast?

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE

WE ARE GOING INTO FALLON

ITS LOOKING PROMISING LADS

PAPA IN THE PRIMARK????

First tissue explanation: “You shouldn’t take anything for granted or else we’d come back to the basement. Hope you’ll be there. Thank you for your support.” Basement = 👇🏽